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Barbershop: The Next Cut
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CastIce Cube, Cedric the Entertainer, Anthony Anderson, Eve, Sean Patrick Thomas, Regina Hall, J. B. Smoove, Lamorne Morris, Tyga, Common, Nicki Minaj
Year released2016
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Barber shop owner Calvin Palmer, Jr. narrates: "... with mean-ass Shonda Wilkins..."
Fight with traumatic head injury (0:01)
Aisha tells Isaac Rosenberg, "You crazy." (0:05)
Barber Raja: "Man, the streets is crazy..."
Dante: ”... got my ass beat...”
Barber Eddie Walker tells Calvin’s son Jalen, ”... get your butt whipped.”
Barber Jerrod tells Eddie,: ”... You can’t spank their bottoms...”
Hairdresser Angie: ”... ass-whippin’s were like meals...” (0:07)
His friend Kenny Smith asks Jalen, "... why your dad’d gotta be so stingy?" (0:10)
Kenny’s barber father Rashad: "... They want that fantasy."
Eddie: ”... Smart phone...”
Angie tells Eddie, ”... you expect your visual fantasy...”
Hairdresser Bree tells Eddie, ”... live up to your fantasies...”
Barber Jerrod: ”... Such kind words...”
Hairdresser Draya: ”... some of that stress.”
Jerrod: ”Terri, just out of curiosity...” (0:14)
Jerrod: "Eddie, tell me that ain’t child abuse." (0:20)
Eddie asks Calvin, referring to One Stop, "... let this fool come..."
Calvin: ”Eddie, worry about your section.”
One Stop tells Eddie, ”... medicinal remedies... emotional service doggies...”
Eddie: ”... nickel bags of weed...”
One Stop tells Calvin, ”... trailer to Jurassic Park...”
”... this Fifty Shades of Gray lookin’ ass...” (0:21)
His wife Jennifer tells Calvin, "... These kids have lost they damn minds." (0:24)
Food delivery man J. D.: "... soul food to save fools’ souls..."
”Dray, don’t worry...”
Calvin tells J. D., ”... I’m proud of you, bro.” (0:25)
Jerrod tells barber Raja, "... made things stressful here..."
Rashad tells Raja, ”... A madman walked into a Charleston church...” (0:31)
Kenny tells Jalen, "... she must be insane." (0:32)
Gangster Marquese tells Eddie, "You need to worry about..."
”Crazy, crazy.”
Eddie: ”... no worries.” (0:37)
Jennifer tells Jalen, "Oh, don’t worry." (0:38)
School principal Walker tells Jennifer and Calvin, referring to Jalen, "... His behavior’s different..." (0:39)
Calvin tells Jalen, "... that girl from The Pirates of the Caribbean."
”You’re so smart, Jalen. If you’re that smart...” (0:41)
Rashad tells Calvin, "... I tell you something in confidence.." (0:43)
Draya: "... It’s crazy..." (0:44)
Poster: "HOOP DREAMS" (0:45)
Draya tells Rashad, "I cannot believe that crazy man..."
Rashad: ”Crazy.”
Draya: ”He was crazy.”
”... you’ve been so stressed out.”
”... your time of stress...”
Rashad: ”... I ain’t trippin’...” (0:45)
A man tells Calvin, "... I have counseling services... couple... group... choose groups..." (0:48)
Jackie: "... my husband’s got me all stressed out..."
Rashad: ”... crazy...” (0:49)
Raja: "... dreams, apparently, are being deferred..." (0:51)
Dante: "... made out of pure stress." (0:53)
Chef Mabel: "... You guys are trippin’." (0:57)
Rashad tells his wife Terri Jones, "It’s crazy out there..." (1:00)
Calvin tells Jalen, "... It’s too crazy out there..."
Jalen: ”... Why you always trippin’?”
Calvin: ”... corny to be smart?...” (1:02)
Jennifer tells Calvin, "... we raised a smart kid..." (1:04)
Woman: "That was probably crazy."
Hairdresser: ”... I am half delirious.” (1:06)
By telephone, One Stop tells Calvin, "... It’s crazy." (1:08)
Draya tells Rashad, "I’m not stalking you..."
Rashad: ”... I was trippin’...”
”... I wasn’t trippin’...”
Draya: ”You trippin’ now.” (1:09)
Terri finds Rashad with Draya. (1:11)
Rashad tells Terri, "... I’m smarter than that." (1:12)
One Stop: "... It’s not Fight Club..."
Jerrod: ”... Let’s be honest... swore to be honest... not cheat...”
”Honestly...”
Calvin answers Eddie, ”... Halle Berry crazy...”
Eddie: ”From Monster’s Ball?...”
”You’re crazier than she is.”
Dante: ”I like them crazy , like one eye open crazy... hide your wallet crazy. Solange crazy...”
Eddie: ”... He crazy...” (1:14)
The others react to the news of the death of Anthony Clark.
Terrence tells Calvin, ”... I’m really proud...”
Calvin: ”... We crazy...” (1:19)
Calvin tells Eddie, "... tell me what kind of fool I am..."
Calvin: ”Anthony’s gone.”
Eddie: ”And that hurts like hell...” (1:23)
Kenny tells Jalen, "... If you were smart..." (1:26)
Terri tells Rashad, "... You’re just an idiot." (1:27)
Jerrod tells Calvin, "... your vote of confidence..." (1:30)
Calvin tells basketball star Anthony Davis, "... they gonna go crazy." (1:32)
Gang leader Yummy tells Jalen, "... I ain’t worried about Marquese..." (1:36)
Eddie tells Calvin, "Your daddy gonna be proud... so proud of you..." (1:38)
Bree tells Jerrod, "... Look at Prince..."
Jerrod: ”... you like my personality?”
Bree: ”... I find your neuroses entertaining...” (1:39)
Draya tells Terri, "I should never have come between you and Rashad." (1:40)
Calvin tells Jalen, "... Don’t worry..."
Jalen: ”You crazy, Dad...” (1:42)
Jimmy James: "... I’d be shocked..." (1:47)
Calvin: "Stop acting all nervous, Eddie..." (1:48)