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If It's Tuesday This Must Be Belgium

Cast
Ian McShane, Suzanne Pleshette, Mildred Natwick, Murray Hamilton, Sandy Baron, Michael Constantine, Norman Fell, Peggy Cass, Marty Ingels, Pamela Britton, Reva Rose
Released
1969
Adolf Hitler | Friedrich Nietzsche | Vincent van Gogh
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Tour guide Charlie Cartwright tells his girlfriend Dot, "It's a mad dash through nine bloody countries in 18 bloodier days."
”And I have to be mother, father, psychiatrist, host...” (0:06)

Titles: "God is dead -- Nietzsche"
”Nietzsche is dead -- God”
”What about the good things Hitler did?” (0:12)

Tourist Harvey Blakely tells his wife Irma, "One more day like this, and I'll kill myself." (0:14)

Tourist Samantha Perkins asks Charlie, "What would you say, that I'm... intelligent?" (0:17)

Charlie: "This tiny country of Holland is famous for... van Gogh..." (0:19)

A traveling American young man tells tourist Shelly, "I guess virginity is still a big hang-up in the smaller towns" (0:22)

Charlie tells the women, "And I may commit hara-kari." (0:24)

tourist Samantha tells Charlie, referring to the mention of his name, "Why, it practically put the stunning young woman who works there in a swoon." (0:36)

Harvey answers Charlie, referring to Irma, "Hysterical." (0:44)

Samantha tells Charlie, "However, if your plan is to get me so smashed that I..."
”Well, I want to prove that dead drunk or cold sober, I am just as immovable.”(0:46)

Tourist John Marino tells tourist Jack Harmon, "I'm very nervous." (0:54)

John jumps out the window into a canal. (1:00)

Samantha tells Charlie, "The last time we even thought about dancing together, I wound up drunk and disorderly." (1:01)

Charlie answers Samantha, "Because you're so worried you might be." (1:02)

George tell Samantha, "... I was worried about you from the minute I took you to the airport that day... It was raining like mad." (1:07)

Samantha tells Charlie, "Well if it weren't for you, I might have married George, and that would have been idiotic, huh?"
”... there's no bloody magic to confuse me.” (1:35)