In & Out

Student Jack tells teacher Howard, referring to a letter, "I bet that it just says, 'Nice try, you moron.'..." (0:02)

Student Mike tells Howard, referring to Howard, "... he's drunk."
Howard: "I'm drunk?" (0:02)

Howard's father Fran, referring to his tuxedo: "It's a strait jacket." (0:04)

Army attorney Dickison asks actor Cameron's character about "... an autographed copy of Beaches, starring Bette Midler." (0:11)

Howard tells his fiance Emily and his parents, referring to Cameron, "... he may be under the influence of something..."
Frank: "... if you get drunk..."
Howard's mother Berniece: "It's like heroin." (0:16)

Howard tells reporter Peter, "I did not see The Birdcage..." (0:26)

Howard asks the bachelor partiers, "Are we gonna get... drunk?"
Partier: "Funny Girl"
Howard: "I am not gonna... watch Funny Girl."
Partier: "You got A Star is Born?"
Howard: "A Star is Born?"
Partier, referring to Barbra Streisand: "She looks bad in Star is Born."
Partier: "Yentl."
"I love Yentl."
"Yentl sucks."
"Yentl, it sucks."
Referring to Streisand: "She was too old for Yentl." (0:28)

Emily tells Howard, "No wonder you're going crazy..." (0:37)

Peter tells Howard, "Well, this town is crazy about you." (0:39)

Berniece tells a flower girl, "Your mom is an alcoholic." (0:46)

Emily asks Howard, "... I base my entire concept of self-esteem on the fact that you're willing to marry me? (0:52)

Emily: "Does anybody here know how many times I've had to watch Funny Lady?" (0:53)

Howard tells Peter, "I'm a lunatic." (0:55)

His supermodel girlfriend Sonya tells Cameron, "I have to shower and vomit." (0:57)

Older woman: "I hated The Bridges of Madison County." (0:59)

Frank tells Howard, referring to Berniece, "She's insane." (1:02)

Peter tells Emily, "I am getting drunk." (1:05)

Emily tells Cameron, "I had no self-esteem." (1:09)

Principal Halliwell tells the graduation audience, "I get so nervous here." (1:14)

Peter asks Howard, "Nervous?"
Howard: "Why should I be nervous?" (1:23)