Jack and Jill

Advertising executive Jack tells Ted, “The Godfather Al Pacino.”
Ted: “Something about jet lag.” (0:04)

Jack tells his twin sister Jill, “Jet lag.” (0:08)

Jill tells the others, “I’m like Jimmy Stewart at the end of that movie... They’re in Pottersville... “
Bitsy: ”It’s A Wonderful Life?”
Jack: “It’s A Wonderful Life.”
Homeless guest Otto: “Star Wars.” (0:11)

Jack looks at a YouTube video entitled “Al Pacino’s Nervous Breakdown??”.
Pacino: “I’m losing my mind.” (0:16)

Jack watches Al Pacino in Scarface. (0:21)

Jack tells Jill, “Well get off the phone, you psycho.” (0:24)

Jack tells his wife Erin, referring to Jill, “She’s crazy. She’s crazy.”
Erin: “Well, she was going to leave until you called her ‘psycho’.”
Jack: “I’ll kill myself.” (0:24)

Jill tells the others, “I crave this family time.” (0:27)

Ted tells Jack, “Everybody’s really around nervous here.” (0:28)

Jack: “Crazy.” (0:30)

Jill tells the others, “I’m freaking out. I feel like Julia Roberts in that movie.”
Erin: “Pretty Woman.”
”Pretty Woman?” (0:31)

Funbucket tells Jack, “You’re not the crazy hot masseuse, are you?” (0:32)

Jill tells Funbucket, “I just said that ‘cause I’m very nervous right now.” (0:33)

Jack: “I’m an idiot.”
Erin: “Why are you an idiot?” (0:35)

Jack: “Jill, don’t go nuts, but...” (0:37)

Jack tells Jill, “This is insane, man.” (0:40)

Partier, referring to Jill, “Am I crazy, or is she hot?”
Partier #2: ”You’re crazier.”
Another partier tells Todd, “Idiots like you really make me mad.” (0:44)

Al Pacino tells Jill, “Lucky for us I’ve got the panic button.”
Jill: “You’ve got the panic button?” (0:45)

Pacino tells Jill, “... finally, I found the one woman... who will lead me back to sanity.” (0:48)

By telephone Jack tells Pacino, “I got confused...”
Jill: “This reminds me of that boat movie with Leonardo.”
Erin: “Titanic?”
Man in audience, referring to Pacio: “Is he seriously breaking out The Godfather?” (1:01)

Jill tells Jack, “You’re out of your mind. You’re out of your mind.” (1:05)

Jack, referring to Felipe, “I was going to say, he’s ruining the mood...” (1:23)

Reference in Ted