College student Maddie tells her mother Deanna, referring to her father Dan, "Oh my God, he's in a good mood." (0:01)
Maddie’s sorority sister Helen tells Deanna, "... I started college a little bit later because I was in a coma for 8 years." (0:16)
Her roommate Leonor tells Deanna, "I'm scared of a lot of things..." (0:19)
Helen tells Deanna, "Well, after I met you, I watched Indiana Jones."
Deanna: ”... this means you're both Jurassic junkies.” (0:21)
Deanna tells the others, "Fatal Attraction, best movie ever." (0:25)
Maddie's sorority sister Debbie tells Deanna, "We need to get you jack-hammer blasted."
Deanna: ”I am just not really in the mood to kind of, you know, hang out.” (0:33)
Deanna tells Maddie, "Please tell me you're not doing the cocaine." (0:37)
Another partier here tells Helen, "You're that girl in the coma, right?"
”I got a lot of respect for comas.”
”Oh God, are you in a coma again?” (0:38)
Deanna tells Maddie, referring to fraternity boy Jack, "I thought he was doing a scene from Oliver." (0:44)
Deanna tells Helen, "I'm just not fond of speaking in public." (0:47)
Maddie texts Deanna, "Debbie's freaking out." (0:51)
Maddie tells Deanna, "Debbie's really freaking out."
Helen, referring to Debbie: ”She went to a job fair, and now she's all freaked out.”
Deanna: ”I worried about what other people thought. I worried about what they thought I should be doing.” (0:52)
Jack tells Maddie's boyfriend Tyler, referring to Deanna, "She makes me so nervous." (0:57)
Deanna tells Helen, "I'm too nervous about this presentation." (1:03)
Deanna's friend Christine tells their friend Bill, "Your jokes make me want to kill myself." (1:08)
Helen tells Deanna, referring to Debbie, "You were really here for our girl when she was freaking out... My friend Lance, who I was in a coma with..." (1:12)
Debbie: "I just started eating because I was nervous..."
Lance: ”Um, it is a weed bark...”
”I have a medicinal marijuana card...” (1:14)
Deanna tell Marcie, "You're a big Beetlejuice fan, huh?"
”... I don't know if it was the crazy wedding propaganda in the hallway, Or was it the bark high that I'm on?” (1:18)
Maddie tells Deanna, "... you've just been getting stoned..."
”I regret that... all you're going to think about is your mom's crazy midlife crisis.” (1:20)
Helen: "Was it over when I fell into a coma?" (1:21)
Maddie tells Helen, "You're crazy."
”Coma Girl.” (1:24)
Partier, referring to Helen: "Coma Girl rules."
Christine tells Deanna, ”Well, I started following Coma Girl on Twitter...” (1:25)
Jennifer tells Helen, "If Christina doesn't show soon, I'm going to put your ass in another coma." (1:29)