Cab driver James Ubriacco answers his accountant wife Mollie, "’Cause it gets you out of the mood." (0:02)
James and Mollie’s son Mikey, referring to James: "You’re so crazy." (0:03)
Mollie’s egg: "Am I hearing things?" (0:04)
Mollie tells her friend Rona, "You are deranged." (0:09)
Mollie: "Uncle Ernie was an idiot..." (0:18)
While watching his baby's delivery, James faints. (0:19)
Mollie tells Eddie’s mom, referring to a glass tube, "They make crack pipes out of these." (0:23)
Mollie tells James, referring to Mikey, "Today... he picked up a crack pipe." (0:25)
Rona tells Mollie, "For a non-obsessive relationship, that’s pretty good." (0:26)
James tells Mollie, referring to the knocking on their door, "Sounds like some kind of nut." (0:30)
Mikey’s baby sister Julie: "It’s a confusing question..." (0:32)
Mollie tells James, "Hi, Elvis." ,
”... didn’t it feel great up there in that jet, not having to worry about driving the cab?” (0:34)
James tells Mollie’s brother Stuart,"You’re nuts." (0:37)
James, referring to Stuart, "Mollie, I don’t want that maniac around the kids." ,
”Oh, he’s a maniac.” (0:37)
Mollie tells James, "Hi, Elvis." ,
Mollie tells Stuart, ”This is some mad money.” ,
”I think that you are being mean and selfish.” ,
James: ”Elvis is leaving the building.” (0:41)
James tells Mollie, "... or was it the part about my being mean and selfish..." (0:51)
Stuart tells Rona, "So I said to this guy, ‘What are you, some kind of idiot?" (0:55)
Mollie: "This is crazy." (1:06)
James asks Mollie, "What are ya, nuts?" ,
Mollie: ”Don’t worry.” (1:11)
Molle tells her mother Rosie Jensen, "I’m worried about you barbecuing all the time." (1:14)
Mikey tells Julie, "You drive me crazy." (1:15)