Agent K, referring to Agent J: “He’s going to demonstrate an... zero-synapse repositioner.” (0:06)
Memorial service for Agent Zed (0:08)
Agent J tells Agent K, “This is a very confusing time in my life.” (0:14)
Young Agent AA tells Agent J, “I’m gonna go to the little Men’s-in-Black room, then we’ll go find those morons from Pox Ethera.” (0:26)
Agent J tells Chief Agent O, referring to Agent K, “Sort of a surly Elvis thing happening with him.
Agent O tells another agent, ”I need a psych team up here right now.”
She asks Agent J, ”How long have you been craving chocolatized dairy products?”
”... agitation, depression?”
”Your obsession with chocolate milk indicates that you might be involved in a temporal fracture.” (0:27)
Electronics store clerk Jeffrey Price tells Agent J, “... but first we gotta get real high.” (0:33)
Agent J tells a man, “Look at me like I’m crazy.” (0:38)
One cop answers another: “Probably drugs.” (0:41)
Young Agent K gives the password to the doorman: “Janis Joplin.” (0:54)
Agent W tells Agents J and K, “You’re out of your mind.” (0:56)