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Monty Python's Life of Brian

Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin, Terence Bayler, Carol Cleveland
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Brian’s mother Mandy tells the wise men, “You’re all drunk.”
To herself: ”Out of their bloody minds...” (0:02)

Stan tells the others, “I want to be one.”
I want to be a woman. From now on I want you to call me Loretta.” (0:19)

Old man: ‘... and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are...” (0:45)

A merchant tells Brian, “You must be mad.” (0:47)

Centurion of the Yard tells Caesar, referring to the crowd, “Well, it’s just that they’re in a rather funny mood today, sir.”
Reg, referring to sibling Judith, ”Another little ego trip for the feminists.” (1:10)

A gaoler stutters. He tells a centurion, referring to another gaoler, “He’s deaf and mad, sir.” (1:17)

The stuttering gaoler tells Centurion of the Yard, “He’s mad, sir.” (1:22)

Leader: “We are the Judean People’s Front crack suicide squad. Suicide squad, attack.”
He and his followers stab themselves with their swords and fall dead. (1:27)

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