Katy tells college fraternity brother “Boon,” "It's too depressing to think about."
”I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals, getting drunk every weekend.”
Boon: ”After I graduate, I'm going to get drunk every night.”
Katy: ”I think I'm in love with a retard.” (0:11)
Professor Dave Jennings asks students Katy, Boon, and Pinto, "Would anybody like to smoke some pot?"
Katy asks Boon, ”When did you ever smoke pot?”
They share a joint.
Pintonto asks Jennings, ”I won't go schizo, will I?”
Jennings uses a roach clip.
”Could I buy some pot from you?” (0:23)
Mayor Carmine DePasto tells Dean Vernon Wormer, "I don't want no drunken riots in my town." (0:31)
Omega fraternity chapter president Greg Marmalard tells his date Mandy, "It's just that thing with the Deltas has me a little distracted." (0:36)
Papers from copier: "Psychology 101" (0:40)
Delta president Robert Hoover tells the others, "I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house, and they said every one of our answers on the psych tests were wrong." (0:42)
Sergeant at Arms Douglas C. Niedermeyer, at student court, reads charges against the Delta fraternity: "Third, that the Delta fraternity routinely provided dangerous narcotic diet pills to its members..."
”... we have received two dozen acts of perversion so profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.”
Delta brother Otter: ”You can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals.” (1:02)
Otter feigns grief when her roommate, Shelly Dubinsky, tells him of the death of Fawn Liebowitz. (1:11)
Dean Wormer tells Delta brother Flounder Dorfman, "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." (1:24)
Otter answers Delta brother Bluto, "Uh, it was Greggy and Dougie and some of the other Hitler Youth."
A Delta brother asks Bluto, ”What the hell are we supposed to do, you moron?”
Otter: ”Bluto’s... psychotic, but absolutely right.” (1:27)
Title: "Kent Dorfman ‘66, sensitivity trainer, Encounter Groups of Cleveland, Inc." (1:43)