Arbie and Wendy make love in an Indian burial ground cemetery.
Arbie tells Wendy, “We’re drunk.”
”My mom's a retard, and my dad's blind.” (0:00) (0:10)
Arbie tells fast food manager Denny, “My parents are retards.” (0: 12)
Cook Hummus tells the others, “Metaphorically speaking of course.”
Arbie tells Denny, referring to cook Carl Jr., ”I was anti-bestiality, and he was pro-.” (0:13)
A customer tells Arbie, “... and please substitute the cola with A Cluckwork Orange.” (0:15)
Wendy shows Arbie a photograph of Adolf Hitler.” (0: 18)
Wendy, Arbie, and another man sing in a graveyard. (0:26)
Posters for Tromeo & Juliet and Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls on dorm room wall. (0:27)
An older version of Arbie tells Arbie, “... Mom was a retard...” (0:36)
Jenny exclaims, “The shish-kebab psycho’s done it again.” (0:51)
Micki tells Gen. Lee Roy, “If you think free chicken will win us over, you are completely mad.”
”You are mad.” (0:55)
Fast food magnate Gen. Lee Roy tells Wendy, “And for the record, having a diaper fetish is a completely normal, healthy and harmless bedroom activity.”
“Who did that A-rab kill now, the retarded counter girl?”
Wendy: “A-rab? Retarded?” (0:59)
Gen. Lee Roy tells Wendy, “Well everybody knows that Tromaville is the bulimia capital of the world.” (1:00)
Old Arbie asks Arbie, “What... are you talkin’ about?... I’m you, you dumb prick.”
Wendy: “Micki, are you crazy?” (1:16)
Wendy grieves the death of Micki. (1:21)
Arbie tells Hummus and Father O’Houlihan, “It drives me nuts.” (1:22)
Wendy tells Arbie, “No, you moron.” (1:23)
O’Houlihan holds a DVD package picturing Mel Gibson and entitled, “The Passion of a Christian Looney.”
Arbie: “Wendy, you... drunk... when we first met the chief, he was drunk... and I accused you of being a... drunk...”
”Alcohol: Everyone knows native Americans are... drunks -- I mean, as soon as the Indians were tricked into becoming addicted to the white man’s fermented beverages...” (1:25)
Arbie tells Wendy, “I used my parents’ disabilities as an excuse to avoid college...” (1:30)
Hummus tells Arbie and Wendy, “I'll kill myself so that democracy can survive.”
She detonates her bombs. (1:34)
Wendy tells Arbie, referring to the chief, “Nah, he’s just loaded.” (1:35)