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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

Jason Yachanin, Kate Graham, Allyson Sereboff, Robin Watkins, Joshua Olatunde, Khalid Rivera, Rose Ghavami, Caleb Emerson, Joe Fleishaker, Ron Jeremy, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Debbie Rochon, Lloyd Kaufman, Faith Sheehan, Martin Victor, Tessa Lew, Brian Cheverie
Adolf Hitler | ethyl alcohol
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Arbie and Wendy make love in an Indian burial ground cemetery.
Arbie tells Wendy, “We’re drunk.”
”My mom's a retard, and my dad's blind.” (0:00) (0:10)

Arbie tells fast food manager Denny, “My parents are retards.” (0: 12)

Cook Hummus tells the others, “Metaphorically speaking of course.”
Arbie tells Denny, referring to cook Carl Jr., ”I was anti-bestiality, and he was pro-.” (0:13)

A customer tells Arbie, “... and please substitute the cola with A Cluckwork Orange.” (0:15)

Wendy shows Arbie a photograph of Adolf Hitler.” (0: 18)

Wendy, Arbie, and another man sing in a graveyard. (0:26)

Posters for Tromeo & Juliet and Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls on dorm room wall. (0:27)

An older version of Arbie tells Arbie, “... Mom was a retard...” (0:36)

Jenny exclaims, “The shish-kebab psycho’s done it again.” (0:51)

Micki tells Gen. Lee Roy, “If you think free chicken will win us over, you are completely mad.”
”You are mad.” (0:55)

Fast food magnate Gen. Lee Roy tells Wendy, “And for the record, having a diaper fetish is a completely normal, healthy and harmless bedroom activity.”
“Who did that A-rab kill now, the retarded counter girl?”
Wendy: “A-rab? Retarded?” (0:59)

Gen. Lee Roy tells Wendy, “Well everybody knows that Tromaville is the bulimia capital of the world.” (1:00)

Old Arbie asks Arbie, “What... are you talkin’ about?... I’m you, you dumb prick.”
Wendy: “Micki, are you crazy?” (1:16)

Wendy grieves the death of Micki. (1:21)

Arbie tells Hummus and Father O’Houlihan, “It drives me nuts.” (1:22)

Wendy tells Arbie, “No, you moron.” (1:23)

O’Houlihan holds a DVD package picturing Mel Gibson and entitled, “The Passion of a Christian Looney.”
Arbie: “Wendy, you... drunk... when we first met the chief, he was drunk... and I accused you of being a... drunk...”
Alcohol: Everyone knows native Americans are... drunks -- I mean, as soon as the Indians were tricked into becoming addicted to the white man’s fermented beverages...” (1:25)

Arbie tells Wendy, “I used my parents’ disabilities as an excuse to avoid college...” (1:30)

Hummus tells Arbie and Wendy, “I'll kill myself so that democracy can survive.”
She detonates her bombs. (1:34)

Wendy tells Arbie, referring to the chief, “Nah, he’s just loaded.” (1:35)