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School of Rock

Jack Black, Adam Pascal, Lucas Papaelias, Chris Stack, Sarah Silverman, Mike White, Lucas Babin, Joan Cusack, Jordan-Claire Green, Veronica Afflerbach
Kurt Cobain | crack cocaine
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Mayor’s assistant Patty tells her teacher boyfriend Ned, referring to Ned’s best friend, and their roommate, musician Dewey, “Oh my god, he’s an idiot.” (0:05)

Dewey tells the rest of the band, “... you’re nuts. You’re all nuts.” (0:07)

Dewey, now a teacher, tells his class, “I’ve got a hangover.”
Student Gordon: “Doesn’t that mean you’re drunk?”
Dewey: “No, it means I was drunk yesterday.”
Student Freddy: ”It means you’re an alcoholic.”
”You wouldn’t come to work drunk unless you’re an alcoholic.” (0:12)

Dewey tells Ned, “You’re the cross-dressing, blood-sucking incubus from Maggot Death.” (0:15)

Patty: “Dewey, if you think anyone in their right mind is gonna be in a band with you, you’re more delusional than I thought.” (0:16)

Dewey tells students Carrot Top, Road Runner, and Turkey Sub, “Seriously, without a first rate roadie crew, we’ll never have a psychedelic show...” (0:30)

Dewey asks lead guitar Zack Attack, “Are you psyched about the new project?” (0:43)

Eleni answers Dewey: “Getting wasted?” (0:45)

Teacher Gabe tells Dewey, referring to principal Mullins, “Except for the time she got drunk at the alumni dinner.” (0:52)

Dewey asks singer Tomika, “What is it, are you nervous?” (0:55)

Dewey tells drummer Freddy, “Rock ain’t about gettin’ loaded and acting like a jerk.” (0:57)

Dewey, referring to another teacher: “Miss Lemmons must be on crack, right, kids?” (1:03)

Dewey tells Zack, “Come on, I want to hear it, Kurt Cobain.” (1:13)

Mullins tells Dewey, “... I’m just a little stressed out...”
”It’s just that, you know, I get nervous around the parents...” (1:17)

Dewey tells Ned, “... and then the principal got drunk...” (1:19)

Summer’s mother asks Dewey, “Why has my daughter become obsessed with David Geffen?”
Dewey: “Zack is an insane guitarist...” (1:21)

Lawrence tells Freddy, “You’re an idiot.” (1:26)

A parent asks Mullins, “How could you let our kids be exposed to this imposter, this maniac?” (1:26)

Zack’s dad tells the ticket taker, “Some lunatic has kidnapped our kids...” (1:34)

Reference in The 40-Year-Old Virgin