Larry Dittmeyer tells his wife Dina, "So kind of you to climb out from under your hangover." (0:08)
Cindy tells her mother Carol, referring to Larry and Dina, "Mr. Dittmeyer says she's overhung, but he's not in a good mood..." (0:09)
A motorist yells at the carjacker: "Hey, you moron." (0:14)
A motorist yells at Larry: "Loco, loco." (0:16)
Doug Simpson tells Eric Dittmeyer, referring to Marcia, "God she drives me crazy." (0:18)
Eric asks Holly, "What, are you nuts?" (0:18)
Peter faints in class. (0:20)
School counselor Mrs. Cummins, sitting beside a phrenology bust, asks Jan Brady, "What can I help you with... bulimia, suicidal tendencies?"
Jan: "It's like my head tells me to do different things, and I get very confused."
Cummings tells Jan, "Paranoid schizophrenia is very common amongst children of blended families."
"Well it sounds like you have a serious case of middle child syndrome." (0:21)
Marcia asks her brother, "Greg, have You gone bananas?" (0:29)
Larry tells the other neighbors, "You've all seen the insane stuff that goes on over there." (0:43)
Peter faints. (0:47)
Peter: "I'm so nervous. Why am I so nervous?"
Marcia: "You're making me nervous." (1:14)
Peter imitates Elvis. (1:16)
Neighbor: "Now this is going to sound crazy..." (1:22)