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The Story of Us

Bruce Willis, Michelle Pfeiffer, Colleen Rennison, Jake Sandvig, Casey Boersma, Tim Matheson, Rob Reiner, Julie Hagerty, Rita Wilson, Ken Lerner, Victor Raider-Wexler, Albert Hague, Jayne Meadows, Tom Poston, Betty White, Red Buttons
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Writer Ben Jordan tells the others, referring to the owners of a home, "Their mail man must be going crazy." (0:08)

Ben's wife Katie’s friend Rachel asks their friend Liza, "So he thinks you're in the really deep REM?"
Liza: “But the crazy thing is... ”
Rachel: ”It's not so crazy.” (0:13)

Ben asks Katie, "If memory serves correct, you like red wine?"
Referring to a puzzle: ”Feeling of psychological discomfort?” (0:33)

Ben & Katie in couples psychotherapy with various psychotherapists
Dr. Rifkin: ”Sustained lack of sex is symptomatic of disassociation.”
”Dr. Hopkins was the one with the Rorschach birthmark on his forehead.”
”Oh, my personal favorite was the Freudian with the prostate problem.”
Katie’s mother Dot: ”All that therapy was just a waste of time and money.”
Katie: ”When you think about it, where did all that therapy really get us?” (0:37)

Ben: "Who would have thought that the Kirbys, the happiest couple never to have met, would turn out to be the greatest aphrodisiac known to man?" (0:56)

Ben's real estate agent tells him neighbors include: "... the nephew of the actor who jumps third into the fourth Lifeboat in Titanic." (1:02)

Her dentist Marty tells Katie, "You know, this is going to sound crazy..." (1:04)

Ben’s friend, Rachel’s husband, Stan: "Ben, it's all illusions... all illusions."
”I wouldn't worry about it.”
”What, are you crazy?” (1:08)

Ben tells Rachel and Stan, "For the last few years, every time Katie opened her mouth all I could hear was her mother."
”She was an idiot... You wouldn't believe all the beautiful psychological heirlooms this snapping turtle handed down.” (1:12)

Katie tells Ben, "I know... what kind of mood you're in when you wake up by which eyebrow is higher... Anybody's going to have traits that get on your nerves. I mean, why shouldn't it be your annoying traits?" (1:27)

How would you approach treatment of this couple?