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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Mike Myers, Elizabeth Hurley, Michael York, Mimi Rogers, Robert Wagner, Seth Green, Fabiana Udenio, Paul Dillon, Mindy Sterling, Charles Napier, Will Ferrell
Jimi Hendrix | Janis Joplin | Margaret Thatcher
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Dr. Evil: "Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots." (0:01)

By television, British intelligence agent Basil Exposition tells Austin Powers, "We have just received word that Dr. Evil is planning a trap for you tonight at the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers Club here in swinging London." (0:04)

Austin tells Mrs. Kensington, "It freaks me out."
Austin removes the disguise of a man dressed as a woman. (0:04)

Basil Exposition tells the others, referring to Austin, "The shouting is a temporary side effect of the unfreezing process."
Austin: ”Are you mad?”
Commander Gilmour: ”We’ve got a madman on the loose in Nevada.”
Austin tells Mrs. Kensington’s daughter Vanessa: ”No doubt, Luv, but as long as people are still havin' promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection, while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound.” (0:11)

Vanessa tells Austin, "I’d appreciate it if you could concentrate on our mission and give your libido a rest." (0:24)

His son Scott tells Dr. Evil, "Get away from me you lazy-eyed psycho." (0:27)

A man in Western attire tells Austin, "That is one crazy getup you got there, fella." (0:32)

Austin: "This is crazy. You’re smashed."
”’Cause we’re drunk.”
Vanessa: ”I’m not drunk.” (0:41)

Vanessa: "Austin, have you gone mad?" (0:54)

Dr. Evil and Scott attend a group psychotherapy session.
Dr. Evil: ”My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament...” (0:52)

Vanessa tells Austin, "Look, I know I’m being neurotic... I don’t want to sound paranoid, but..." (0:55)

Austin writes: "Jimi Hendrix, deceased, drugs; Janis Joplin, deceased, alcohol, " (0:57)

Austin tells Vanessa, referring to Alotta Fagina, "But don’t worry about the Italian bird..." (0:59)

Evil’s henchman Random Task knocks Austin’s and Vanessa’s heads together rendering them unconscious. (1:00)

Austin: "Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day. Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day." (1:11)

Austin tells Dr. Evil, "What we swingers were rebelling against was uptight squares like you..."
Vamessa tells Austin, ”Don’t worry about me.”
Number 2 tells Evil, ”... you, like an idiot, wanted to take over the world...” (1:16)

Austin tells Random Task, "I’m going to have a lump there, you idiot."
Vanessa renders Random Task unconscious with a blow to the head. (1:22)