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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Cast
John Cho, Kal Penn, Rob Corddry, Jack Conley, Roger Bart, Neil Patrick Harris, Danneel Ackles, Eric Winter, Paula Garcés, Jon Reep, Missi Pyle
Released
2008
George Bush | cocaine | marijuana | psilocybin | sertraline | Zoloft | tobacco
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Harold & Kumar Go to Whitecastle

His friend Kumar Patel tells Harold Lee, "Don't worry." (0:02)

Harold tells Kumar, "Maria’s gonna think I'm a stalker, man."
Kumar: ”You don't see me freaking out. Don't worry, man. She'll be psyched to see you.”
Harold: ”Psyched? Do you think she's gonna be psyched?” (0:03)

A TSA officer tells Kumar, "Sir, it's our job, as airport security, to search for all possible weapons or illegal drugs."
Kumar: ”So just because of the color of my skin, you assume that I have drugs on me?”
Kumar tells a TSA supervisor, ”Sir, Matthew Perry over here thinks that I have illegal narcotics on me because I'm a minority.” (0:04)

Harold tells Kumar, "This is nuts. This is nuts." (0:08)

Kumar, showing Harold a bag of marijuana, asks Harold, "What about the really high club?"
Harold: ”Are you retarded?”
Harold: ”You brought weed on the,,, airplane?”
Kumar: ”Meet the smokeless bong.”
”So take a little weed...”
Harold, referring to Amsterdam: ”It's the weed capital of the world.”
Harold: ”Put the bong away.”
Kumar: ”Take the inaugural hit, dude.” (0:09)

Harold tells the other passengers, referring to Kumar, "He’s just an idiot."
Kumar: ”This is just a bong.”
Kumar: ”it's a waterpipe for tobacco.”
Harold: ”It's marijuana, marijuana.”
Kumar tells an air marshal, ”That's a bong, not a bomb.” (0:11)

Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security Ron Fox, asks Deputy Frye, referring to Harold, "He handicapped or something?" (0:14)

Harold tells Kumar, "We were about to have all the legal weed we wanted..."
Harold: ”My idiot friend here brought in marijuana on the plane.”
Fox: ”I know your operation’s funded through drugs.” (0:14)

Harold’s father tells Fox’s interpreter, "Oh, shut up, you idiot." (0:30)

Vanessa tells Kumar, "You know, a lot of girls find intelligence sexy."
Kumar: ”That's why I'm so stressed out right now.”
Vanessa: ”Stressed out, huh?”
As she prepares to light a joint, Kumar asks her, ”You're smoking drugs in the library?”
Vanessa: ”Don't worry.”
Kumar takes a toke, then Vanessa shotguns him. (0:33)#

Farmer Raymus, opening a box of joints, tells Harold and Kumar, "We're gonna have to get high first." (0:42)

Harold: "I never knew farmers smoked weed."
Raymus: ”You ever tried farmin’ not high?”
”This is going to sound crazy...” (0:43)

Kumar tells Harold, "That's how Chunk won over sloth in The Goonies." (0:45)

Raymus tells Harold & Kumar, "Don't worry."

In his dream, a human-sized bag of marijuana gets in bed with Vanessa and Kumar. (0:47)

When Kumar offers Harold a joint, Harold says, "Dude, I don't want a... hit."
”Potential future president, or unemployed pothead?” (0:49)

Their friend Neil Patrick Harris offers to Harold and Kumar, "Oh, ‘shrooms?" (0:55)

Harold tells Neil, "You've had dozens of shrooms, my friend."
Neil: ”I think I can handle a couple of mushrooms.” (0:58)

Her fiance Colton asks Vanessa, "Why would you have a joint, when you know it could ruin my political career?"
Vanessa: ”With all the wedding plans, I've just been a little stressed.”
Colton: ”Marijuana is illegal, Vanessa.”
”... if you get stressed out, just do what I do. Snort Zoloft, okay?” (1:01)

Neil eats the rest of the mushrooms. (1:02)

Fox tells Neil, "... your part in Starship Troopers truly, truly changed my life."
Neil hallucinates unicorns then his own double. (1:03)

Neil tells Harold and Kumar, "Try having that conversation on ‘shrooms." (1:04)

Vanessa finds a joint hidden under a rock. She smokes it. (1:12)

Colton tells Harold, "No worries... but don’t worry..." (1:14)

Kumar tells Fox, "We're not even Muslim, you moron..." (1:16)

Kumar tells Harold, "I brought weed on the plane."
Guard Burl: ”You got weed?”
Kumar: ”Hey Burl, uh, I actually still have some weed.” (1:18)

Harold tells Kumar, referring to Fox, "Don’t worry about him." (1:21)

Harold shows Kumar a photograph of George W. Bush just before Bush himself interrupts them. (1:22)

Kumar picks up a plastic bag in Bush’s house: "Dude, this is weed."
Bush: ”That’s Alabama Kush.”
Kumar: ”You get high and put other people who smoke weed in jail?”
Bush: ”So shut the... up and smoke my weed.” (1:23)

Coton tells Vanessa, "Don't worry, Chestnut." (1:24)

Bush smokes a joint and shares it with Kumar..
Bush: ”I laced it with blow...”
Harold, smoking a joint: ”If you like weed so much, why don't you just legalize It?”
Bush: ”Don’t worry.” (1:24)

Kumar tells Vanessa, "Sorry, I smoked weed with the President earlier." (1:31)

Vanessa and Kumar share a joint in Amsterdam. (1:32)

Harold tells the others, "I'm so confused."
Kumar: ”Ladies and Roldy, how would you like to get really... high since we’re in Amsterdam?”
When the four walk away, a hookah appears on a shelf behind them. (1:33)

The four share a joint. (1:34)