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The Goonies

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Cast
Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Jeff Cohen, Corey Feldman, Kerri Green, Martha Plimpton, Jonathan Ke Quan, John Matuszak, Robert Davi, Joe Pantoliano, Anne Ramsey, Lupe Ontiveros
Released
1985
Michael Jackson | amphetamine | cocaine | heroin | marijuana
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The jailer finds counterfitter Jake Fratelli hanging by the neck, apparently dead with a note which the guard reads: "’Do you really think I’d be stupid enough to kill myself?” Kill myself?" (0:00)

His older brother Brandon Walsh tells young Michael Walsh, "That’s delude yourself, dummy." (0:05)

Mikey tells his friend and fellow Goonie Lawrence “Chunk” Cohen, "More amazing than the time Michael Jackson came over to you house to use the bathroom?"
Chunk: ”Okay, Brandon, Michael Jackson didn’t come over to my house to use the bathroom...”
Brand tells Chunk, ”You idiot.” (0:08)

Goonie Clark “Mouth” Devereau tells the Walsh’s new maid Rosalita, "The marijuana goes in the top drawer, the cocaine and speed in the second, the heroin in the bottom. Always separate the drugs." (0:11)

Mikey tells Chunk, "Oh, you idiot, you glued it on upside down." (0:11)

Rosalita: "I’m in a crazy house." (0:12)

Mouth translates for the others: "... crushing death and grief..."
Chunk: ”I don’t want to go on any more of your crazy Goonie adventures.” (0:16)

Chunk: "Oh, God, am I depressed." (0:21)

Mikey’s mother Irene tells "Brandon, don’t you come home without your brother, or I’ll commit Hare Krishna!"
Brandon: ”That’s karakiri, Mom.” (0:24)

Chunky asks Goonie Richard “Data” Wang, "What if they're drug dealers?"
Data: ”Drug dealers?... Drug dealers wouldn’t be caught dead in those polyester rags.” (0:29)

Mouth tells Chunk, "I’m starting to O.D. on all your bullshit stories." (0:32)

Mikey tells the others, "Don’t worry." (0:39)

Stephanie "Stef" Steinbrenner tells the others, "It’s crazy." (0:31)

Chunk: "You guys are crazy... you guys are self-destructive... There’s a funny farm, and it has your names written all over it." (0:43)

Crime boss Mama Fratelli tells her sons Francis and Jake,"Come on, you idiots." (0:45)

Chunky: "Don’t worry." (0:47)

Fratelli: "See, Ma, there was nothing to worry about." (0:47)

Stef tells her cheerleader friend Andrea Theresa “Andy” Carmichael, "There’s nothing to worry about."
”Don’t worry about it.” (0:54)

Stef tells Mouth, "That’s President Kennedy, you idiot." (1:00)

Fratelli brother Lotney “Sloth” Fratelli watches Captain Blood on television? (1:03)

Goonie: "You guys are crazy." (1:10)

Brand asks Andy, "What, are you, crazy?" (1:15)

Mikey and Mouth ask Data, "Are you crazy?" (1:17)

Ma: "Idiot." (1:24)

Mikey: "There’s nothing to worry about, Andy." (1:25)

Sloth knocks his brothers heads together, rendering both unconscious. (1:35)

Irene tells her museum curator husband Irving, referring to Andy, "Let her mother worry." (1:43)

Was Sloth portrayed as suffering from intellectual disability and/or speech disturbance?

Reference in Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay