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The House Bunny

Anna Faris, Colin Hanks, Emma Stone, Kat Dennings, Hugh M. Hefner, Christopher McDonald, Beverly D'Angelo, Katharine McPhee, Rumer Willis, Kiely Williams
Marilyn Monroe | Charlie Sheen | BACtrack Select S80 Breathalyzer Professional Edition | nutmeg | testosterone
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Playboy bunny Shelley Darlingson tells the others, referring to bunny Cassandra "... she never throws up on anybody when she’s drunk." (0:02)

Shelley tells the cat, "Well, don’t worry, Pooter." (0:09)

A policeman tells Shelley, "I’m gonna have to ask you to step out of the car and take a Breathalyzer." (0:10)

A cross-dressed man tells Shelley, "I’m a dude." (0:11)

A sorority house mother tells Shelley, referring to the Zeta house, "Their last housemother was hospitalized with hallucinations." (0:15)

Shelley tells Zeta sorority sister Natalie, "I’m nervous right now..."
”... Girls of Charlie Sheen...” (0:17)

Girls faint when they see Shelley naked. (0:22)

Natalie tells Shelley, "Like, everyone saw Jurassic Park." (0:23)

Zeta Mona Rita: "Thought I’d help you wash the testosterone off your face, Colby." (0:26)

A guy at the bar asks Mona, "Is it a Hannibal Lecter thing?" (0:31)

A pool player tells his opponent, referring to Zeta Harmony Bowels, "I’m definitely not drunk enough for that." (0:32)

Phi Iota Mu sister Ashley tells the others, "Don’t worry." (0:33)

Mona asks Shelley, "Do you understand how moronic you sound when you say your heart is gonna fall out of your head?" (0:37)

One bunny asks another, "How about Scarface?" (0:46)

Cassandra tells mixologist Marvin Dixon, "You look nervous. I don’t like when you look nervous." (0:46)

Shelley reprises Marilyn Monroe’s subway grate scene from The Seven Year Itch. (0:59)

Shelley tells Oliver, "I wonder what they did when Marilyn Monroe did it?" (1:00)


Shelley tells Oliver, "I am just nuts about the paper." (1:05)

Marvin, as he mixes a drink: "Eggs, paprika, nutmeg..." (1:08)

Oliver reads a letter from Shelley: "I only tell you that because I don’t want you to worry about me getting sunburned." (1:14)

Tyler tells Zeta Lilly Marsen, "I have a great memory." (1:18)

Lilly tells the other Zetas, referring to Tyler, "... he distracted me, just for a minute..." (1:20)

Ashley asks Courtney, "Are you out of your mind?" (1:27)

Reference in Keanu