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Bad Santa

CastBilly Bob Thornton, Bernie Mac, Lauren Graham, Tony Cox, Brett Kelly, Lauren Tom, John Ritter, Ajay Naidu
Year released2003
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Department store Santa Willie: “If I’d known I was gonna have to put up with a bunch of screaming brats pissing on my lap for 30 days out of the year, I would have killed myself a long time ago.” (0:02)

Willie tells Santa’s elf Marcus, “I could quit drinking...”
”I’m already on the wagon.” (0:09)

A bar owner asks Willie, “You... crazy?” (0:11)

A girl elf photographer tells Marcus, referring to Willie, “He’s back there drunk.” (0:16)

A skateboarder bully calls young Thurman, “Moron.” (0:18)

Willie tells Thurman, “You sit there like a... retard.”
Willie tells Marcus, “He’s freaking me out.” (0:19)

Willie tells Thurman, “It’s not like you helped me back there with that nut job or anything, you know.” (0:25)

Store manager Bob, tells Marcus and Willie, “This is not a handicap thing.” (0:30)

By telephone Marcus tells Willie, “Just ditch, you idiot.” (0:34)

Willie asks Marcus, “What are you, Sigmund sawed-off... Freud?” (0:39)

A customer with her boy asks Willie, “Are you insane?” (0:39)

Willie tells Thurman, “Why are you so obsessed with that... thing?” (0:51)

The bully tells the other skateboard kids, “It’s the retard again.” (0:53)

Willie tells Thurman, “It’s because he was a mean, drunk, son of a bitch...” (0:55)

Marcus tells Willie, referring to security guard Gin, “He’s a... moron.” (0:58)

Willie arrives at work drunk. (0:59)

Gin tells Marcus, “Special treatment ‘cause you’re handicapped.”
Marcus: ‘’... moron.” (1:00)

Willie tries to kill himself with car exhaust fumes. (1:01)

Marcus tells Willie, “You need many years of therapy, many, many, many... years of therapy.” (1:03)

Willie tells Thurman, ”But being sober can put you at a disadvantage when it comes to violence.”
Marcus, referring to Thurman: “He’s a... retard.” (1:04)

Willie’s letter to Thurman: “They’re going to make me a sensitivity counselor... They made her guardian pro tem...” (referring to Sue) (1:25)

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