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Crazy on the Outside...

Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Jeanne Tripplehorn, J. K. Simmons, Julie Bowen, Kelsey Grammer, Ray Liotta
Adolf Hitler | crack cocaine
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Inmate Tommy Zelda, referring to a photograph of his beloved Christy: "I can’t believe you died." (0:01)

Tommy tells his sister Viki, "LIsten, Vik, I just want to go home... do whatever I can to ease the huge amount of stress and tension that I’m feeling, okay?"
Viki quotes their mother: ”Hate is for Hitler.” (0:05)

Viki’s husband Ed, referring to their children Alex and Cooper: "Well, they’re a little nervous, Tom." (0:07)

Viki tells Tom, "We were watching Gigi." (0:08)

Viki tells the others, "Tommy has jet lag..." (0:10)

Movie poster for "The Bellboy" (0:11)

Tommy tells probation officer Angela Papadopolous, "I gave up fresh fruit and vegetables for three years so people in China could enjoy Lars and the Real Girl." (0:15)

Viki asks Tommy, "Are you out of your mind?" (0:22)

Short order cook Rick tells coworker Edgar, "Even an idiot knows a dab from a slather." (0:24)

By telephone, Viki tells someone, "The doctor says not to worry." (0:25)

Her lover Frank tells Christy, "You know how nervous I get when you don’t answer." (0:31)

Christy: "Tommy, I’m confused."
Tommy: ”You’re confused?” (0:31)

Tommy asks Angela’s son Ethan, "Who are you, the Rain Man?" (0:32)

By telephone, Christy tells Tommy, "I’m really confused right now..." (0:35)

Tommy asks Viki, referring to Christy, "You think I’m insane for being so hung up on her, don’t you?" (0:43)

Angela asks Tommy, "Are you out of your mind?" (0:47)

Tommy tells his old crime partner Gray, "Forgive me if I’m a little nervous about doing 125 in a 25." (0:48)

By telephone, Tommy tells Christy, "This may sound crazy, but we’re gonna work this out somehow." (0:52)

Tommy asks Edgar and Rick, referring to Christy, "I mean, has she lost her mind?" (0:54)

Angela tells Tommy, referring to Ethan’s dad, "I mean, I had this fantasy that I could save him. What an idiot."
Tommy: ”I don’t think you’re an idiot for caring about someone.” (1:01)

Viki tells Tommy, referring to Grandma Zelda, "She fainted."
Tommy: ”She fainted.”
”What, are you guys on crack?” (1:04)

Tommy tells Grandma Zelda, "Hey, I heard you fainted." (1:05)

Angela tells Tommy, "Okay, I guess I am stalking you." (1:09)

Viki, referring to Tommy: "Grief counselor, Grammy. He’s going to see his grief counselor."
Tommy: ”For my grief.” (1:11)

Angela tells Tommy, "I am such an idiot." (1:13)

Christy tells Tommy, "Okay, I’m so confused."
Tommy: ”No, you're not confused.”
”Frank, you’ve nothing to worry about with me... Christy, she’s crazy about you.” (1:16)

Tommy tells Angela, "I hired those two idiots." (1:17)

Tommy tells Angela and Ethan, "I was worried. I was really worried."
Referring to Viki: ”Well, because she’s insane... I was worried.” (1:28)

Grandma tells Angela, "I don’t know how someone decides to become a grief counselor, but thank you..."
Angela: ”Grief counselor?”
Viki: ”Oh, enough about grief. Grief, schmief. I say good grief, let’s eat.”
”I think you must have me confused with somebody else.” (1:32)