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CastRyan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, Ed Skrein, T.J. Miller, Gina Carano, Brianna Hildebrand
Year released2016
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Mercenary Wade Wilson beard Francis, "We’d appreciate your patience." (0:05)

Wade tells delivery man Jeremy, "A stalker." (0:16)

Wade tells his bartender friend Weasel, "Just a little light stalking." (0:18)

Wade tells his girlfriend Vanessa, "Well, your crazy matches my crazy, big time..."
Vanessa: ”Ride a bitch’s back like Yoda on Luke?”
Wade: ”Star Wars jokes.”
Wade loses consciousness. (0:25)

A doctor tells Wade, "New drugs are being developed every day."
Vanessa: ”My uncle Ivan was diagnosed with thyroid cancer, and there were all these new experimental drugs from Germany.”
Wade, referring to Vanessa: ”I’m memorizing the details of her face.” (0:27)

Wade tells Weasel, "I’m sure they’re all FDA approved." (0:32)

Wade tells “Agent Smith,” "Stalker alert." (0:33)

Wade tells Vanessa, "I had a Liam Neeson nightmare." (0:35)

Wade: "These timelines are so confusing." (0:40)

Men place Wade in restraints.
Wade asks Angel Dust, ”Oral fixation...?”
Ajax: ”I’m injecting you with a serum... For it to work, we need to subject you to extreme stress... I was a patient here... The treatment affects everyone differently.”
Angel Dust strikes Wade in the head, rendering him unconscious. (0:42)

Francis tells Wade, "Adrenalin acts as a catalyst for the serum." (0:44)

Francis tells Wade, "I’ve merely raised your stress levels high enough to trigger a mutation."
Wade: ”You sadistic...”
Francis: ”I’ve seen similar side effects before.” (0:50)

Wade and Francis repeatedly strike each other in the head. (0:53)

Weasel tells Wade, "... that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence."
”... you look like Freddy Krueger...”
”Your face is the stuff of nightmares...” (0:58)

Wade: "This is confusing." (1:02)

Wade: "Some kinds of anger can’t be managed..." (1:04)

Al: "God, I miss cocaine." (1:04)

Wade tells Al, "I raided my stash of wisdom tooth Percocet..."
Al: ”Am I crazy, or is your hand really small?”
”I get why you’re so pissy, but your mood’s never going to brighten till you find this woman...” (1:08)

Weasel tells Francis, "Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II." (1:10)

Wade answers Weasel, "Because I’m constantly stalking that fox." (1:11)

Wade rages. (1:14)

Wade tells Al, "And also, uh, there’s about 116 kilos of cocaine buried somewhere in the apartment..."
Weasel asks Al, ”You wanna get f****d up?” (1:16)

Wade tells Negasonic Teenage Warhead, "Ripley, from Alien 3." (1:17)

Wade tells taxi driver Dopinder, "... the movie Cocoon is pure pornography." (1:18)

Wade: "Not often a dude ruins your face, skull-stomps your sanity..." (1:20)

Wade: "Don’t worry, babe." (1:26)

Wade tells Vanessa, "Don’t worry, baby..." (1:27)

Wade tells Vanessa, "Don’t worry." (1:31)

Francis tells Wade, "You stupid... idiot." (1:33)

Wade tells Colossus, "If wearing superhero tights means sparing psychopaths, then maybe I wasn’t meant to wear ‘em." (1:35)

Wade tells Vanessa, "I live in a crack house..." (1:36)

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