A crew member tells the pilot, "Major Kong, I know you'll think this is crazy..." (0:07)
Pres. Muffley tells Gen. Turgidson, referring to Gen. Ripper, "This man is obviously a psychotic." (0:29)
Kong reads to the crew, "One drug issue containing... morphine... pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills..." (0:35)
Soviet Ambassador Sadeski tells Pres. Muffley, referring to Premier Kissoff, "I think he is drunk."
(referring to “one of our base commanders”) "He went a little funny in the head."
Alexei: "The mad fools."
"It is not a thing a sane man would do."
Muffley: "Why this is absolute madness Ambassador." (0:40)
Ripper, pistol in belt, disappears into a restroom. We hear a gunshot. (1:01)
Mandrake tells Col. Guano, referring to Ripper, "He shot himself."
"Don't you know that Ripper went as mad as a bloody March hare..." (1:06)
By telephone Muffley tells the Russian Premier, "Dmitri, there's no point in your getting hysterical at a moment like this!" (1:17)
Muffley asks consultant Dr. Strangelove, "But... wouldn't this nucleus of survivors be so grief stricken and anguished that they'd envy the dead and not want to go on living?" (1:29)