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Easy A

Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes, Dan Byrd, Thomas Haden Church, Patricia Clarkson, Cam Gigandet, Lisa Kudrow, Malcolm McDowell, Aly Michalka , Stanley Tucci, Fred Armisen
Sylvia Plath | crack cocaine
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Teacher Mr. Griffith tells Olive and her friend Rhiannon, “Also, hugs not drugs.” (0:02)

Rhiannon's father offers a glass pipe to Olive.” (0:04)

Marianne tells Olive, “There’s a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.”
”Tom Cruise?” (0:10)

Olive: “Luckily we had a super romantic song from our youth to set the mood.” (0:10)

Her father Dill tells Olive, “I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn’t want me to say.” (0:12)

Scenes from The Scarlet Letter (0:14, 1:07)

Olive: “Even though it was my slutty alter ego that said a bad word in school...” (0:17)

Olive tells her friend Todd, “Oh my God, the illusion is shattered.” (0:17)

Her student friend Brandon tells Olive, “You’d think, but Principal Gibbons is a homophobe, which is why I called him a fascist.”
Brandon: ”I can’t decide if you’re a genius or a lunatic.” (0:21)

Olive tells Brandon, “You are on crack, and not the good kind.” (0:27)

Brandon: “I’m drunk, bitches.” (0:30)

Brandon: “I’m drunk.” (0:34)

Olive: “I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me.” (0:47)

Mr. Griffith tells Olive, “If I read one more paper from one of your classmates who talks about how hot she is in the bathtub, her fake British accent, or, is she still married to Ashton Kutcher, I’m gonna kill myself.” (0:49)

Guidance counselor Mrs. Griffith tells Olive, “I’m just a little confused as to what exactly that is.” (0:52)

Micah tells Mrs. Griffith by telephone, “I panicked.” (0:57)

Olive tells Mrs. Griffith, “Women oftentimes don’t show symptoms...” (1:00)

Olive: “What other complete and total idiot can say that’s happened to them?” (1:05)

Dill: “Okay I’ve narrowed it down to The Other Boleyn Girl or The Bucket List.”
”Okay, it’s The Bucket List... All right, now honey, after we watch The Bucket List, remember to cross ‘Watch The Bucket List” off our bucket list.”
Rosemary: ”The Bucket List. The Bucket List.” (1:06)

Student Anson tells Olive, “I was thinking about... possibly reading some Sylvia Plath.”
”Should I still bring the Sylvia Plath?” (1:08)

Olive asks Anson, “Do you believe this whole thing about lobster being an aphrodisiac?” (1:09)

Olive asks her waiter friend Todd, “What, are you like a savant for people’s addresses?” (1:15)

Rosemary tells Olive, “Before I met Dad I had incredibly low self-worth.” (1:21)

Brandon and friend watch a scene from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.” (1:27)