Student drug deal in the school hall? (0:01)
English teacher Linda's assessment of her date: "Narcissist." (0:04)
Vice- principal Phil tells the others, "Trudie, it's a teenage girl who hangs herself, and her dad blows his freakin' brains out." (0:19)
Drama teacher Carl tells Linda, "Believe me, when the entire audience is bawling on opening night, even that sub-cretin Phil will give it his blessing." (0:20)
Student actor Sheila recites her line: "I'll meet ya at the pub on Grafton Street, you bloody idiot."
Carl: "Will Traynor will play... the cold alcoholic father."
Student actor Will: "I mean isn't the whole point that he's too repressed to show any emotion?"
Carl asks Will, "Did you take your Ritalin today?" (0:24)
Jason accuses his physician father Tom, of "... making such a crazy scene right now." (0:32)
Will tells vice-principal Phil, "It's for my big suicide at the end." (0:51)
Linda tells Tom, referring to Jason, "He never would have written the play if you hadn't been such an abusive alcoholic jerk..."
Carl: "Linda, I'm having a nervous breakdown. I'm having chest pains and a nervous breakdown." (0:59)
Trudie tells Linda, "They think stress, stress."(1:02)
Phil tells Linda, "Yeah, as long as nobody kills themselves it's good with me." (1:05)
Jason tells Linda, "I want to kill myself."Linda: "Everyone kills themselves?... And you can't kill yourself." (1:08)
Linda tells Tom, "I'm too nervous." (1:13)
In the play character Jane contemplates a noose. (1:15)
Tom tells Linda, "I dated some crazy women..." (1:20)
Tom tells Linda, referring to Jason's mother, "She did some crazy stuff."
Jason tells Will, "Tim is repressed... So when he hits her it's like all the rage he's been suppressing over the years (1:21)