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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* *But Were Afraid to Ask

Cast
Woody Allen, John Carradine, Lou Jacobi, Louise Lasser, Anthony Quayle, Tony Randall, Lynn Redgrave, Gene Wilder, Burt Reynolds
Released
1972
Woody Allen | Gene Wilder | epinephrine | Adrenalin
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Felix the Fool tells the sorcerer: "I'd like anything I can get without a prescription." (0:09)

The queen tells Felix, "I have on me this extraordinary warmth that is flowing through my veins that makes me wish, nay longst, that thou should run amok over my entire body..."
The King: "Oh my queen a most dreadful pounding did awaken me, making my mood most foul." (0:11)

Patient Stavros tells Dr. Ross, "I am in love with a sheep."
Dr. Ross: "Mr. Milos, you are crazy."
"You need a psychiatrist."
"Are you nuts?"
Patient: "Doctor, the prescription you gave me last week just isn't working."
Dr. Ross tells Stavros, "You have a, uh, psychiatric problem. You really need to see, uh, someone in the, uh, psychiatry field." (0:20)

Dr. Ross tells his wife, referring to Daisy, "This is Mrs. Bencourse, one of my patients. She thinks she's a sheep." (0:31)

His wife Gina tells Fabrizio, "You're depressed still." (0:39)

Fabrizio tells Gina, "At least we know you're not frigid." (0:43)

Title: "are transvestites homosexuals" (0:44)

Tess tells her husband, "It's just psychosomatic."
Sam: "A tension headache by you is psychosomatic. All of a sudden you've become a psychiatrist?"
Daughter(?): "I think you're both a little paranoid." (0:45)

Sam dressed in women's clothes. (0:47)

Tess tells Sam, he should have told her, "I need treatment." (0:52)

Title: "LIKES TO EXPOSE HIMSELF ON SUBWAYS" (0:55)

Panelist Regis: "Do you molest children?"
Contestant Bernard: "I like to expose myself on subways." (0:56)

Host Jack tells Contestant Chaim, "I understand... you have a very, very fascinating fetish."
Chaim: "You mean a hang-up." (0:57)

Sex researcher Dr. Bernardo asks researcher Victor, "Does that sound mad? That's what they called me at Masters and Johnson's clinic. Mad... It was I who first discovered how to make a man impotent by hiding his hat... Said I was mad..."
"It will show those fools who call me mad."
Reporter Helen: "You're insane."
Victor: "You shoot this girl, and I'll sue you for malpractice." (1:04) 

Operator: "We've been going crazy."
"We could use a little more Adrenalin."
Sperm: "Or what if it's a homosexual encounter?" (1:16)