Charles tells groom Angus, “I mean, I’ll be killing myself after the service, if that’s any consolation.” (0:05)
Wedding party in front of the graveyard. (0:11)
Angus tells Matthew, referring to his new wife Laura, “She’s drunk.” (0:20)
Gareth asks Tom, “Are you sober?” (0:25)
A waiter tells Charles, “Your wife says you must come upstairs at once, room 12 in case you’re so drunk you can’t remember.”
Man: You are drunk.” (0:29)
Charles tells wedding guest Carrie, “For a moment there I thought I was in Fatal Attraction.” (0:34)
His former lover Henrietta tells Charles, “You were even sweet to me, although you thought I was an idiot.” (0:55)
His friend Scarlett tells Charles, “They say rubber’s mainly for perverts.” (0:58)
Charles tells Carrie, “I’m an idiot.” (1:08)
Gareth tells Charles, “It’s Brigadoon. It’s bloody Brigadoon.” (1:11)
Tom stutters. (1:13, 1:38)
Charles asks Henrietta, “Well, you remember the shower scene in Psycho?”
”Oh God, I’m depressed, Hen.” (1:14)
Hearse and memorial service for Gareth. (1:23)
Matthew eulogizes Gareth as “joyful for highly vocal drunkenness.” (1:25)
Groom Charles with his friends in the graveyard.
Fiona, referring to Henrietta: “The girl in question is, sadly, crazy...” (1:33)
Carrie tells Charles, “I just wanted to check you’re okay, not busy killing yourself or anything...” (1:51)