Fun with Dick and Jane (2005)

Training leader Lucy: “Before we get started I’m gonna need you all to piss in one of these cups.”
She tells VP of communication Dick, ”I been off the pipe for two years.” (0:28)

Dick tells his travel agent wife Jane, “And don’t panic.” (0:33)

Pharmaceutical researcher: “This is a new drug...” (0:35)

Researcher: “Negative side effects...” (0:37)

Dick runs through a cemetery. (0:42)

Jane tells Dick, “Maybe you should steal some Prozac.” (0:45)

Dick’s friend Garth tells Dick, “You’re a madman.” (0:49)

Dick and Jane hold up a “Head Shop.” (0:50)

Jane tells the clerk, referring to Dick, “He’s been a little bit stressed.” (0:51)

Dick: “We’re crazy people.” (0:53)

Television reporter tells of the arrest of one of Dick's former coworkers for growing “220 kilos of Canada’s finest marijuana” as we see agents carrying marijuana plants.
Subtitle: “FORMER GLOBODYNE EMPLOYEE ARRESTED FOR GROWING POT." (1:00)

Dick appears drunk. (1:02)