Get Smart

Agent 86 (Max) tells the others, referring to KAOS agents, “Because they are under a great deal of stress.” (0:07)

Agent 99 asks Max, “Are you crazy?” (0:30)

CONTROL worker Bruce tells his coworker Lloyd, “It takes like eight of these morons to do what Max did.” (0:33)

Max tells two Russian men, “I’m filling my suitcase with steroids...” (0:36)

Max tells 99, “These darts are tipped with a potent tranquilizer...” (0:38)

KAOS bomb maker Krstic, referring to 99 and Max: “I’m about to shoot a beautiful woman and her retard stable boy...” (0:52)

99 tells Max, “I think that you are confusing Adrenalin with... some other kind of hormone.” (0:54)

General, referring to the North Korean leader, “Oh, that guy’s insane.” (1:14)

Lloyd tells Max, “Sometimes I faint.” He faints. (1:20)

The Chief of CONTROL: “Max, any double agent who escapes from a high-security holding situation only to fall right back into the arms of the people that got him in the first place is either an idiot or not a double agent...” (1:25)

Max tells agent 23, “Perhaps you’re nervous -- nervous because there is a bomb here, and you know it.” (1:29)

Secret Service agent: “Max, you idiot... When we get back to Washington, you morons are through.” (1:30)

The Chief flies a commandeered airplane towing a sign: “SUICIDE HOTLINE 1-800-0-D0N’T-D0-IT” (1:33)

Reference in Who Gets the Dog?