Harold pretends to hang himself. (0:03)
Harold’s mother finds him covered with blood in his bathroom having pretended to bleed himself to death. (0:07)
Harold, in session with a psychoanalyst: “I go to funerals.” (0:07)
Harold attends a burial in a cemetery (0:09)
His mother: “Really, Harold, it is time you... stopped flitting away your talents on these little amateur theatrics... no matter how psychologically purging they may be.” (0:11)
Harold pretends to have drowned himself. (0:13)
Psychoanalyst: “Tell me, Harold, how many of these suicides have you performed?” (0:14)
Harold and Maude attend a funeral service.
Maude tells Harold, “I’ll never understand this mania for black.” (0:15)
Pall bearers bring the casket to the hearse. (0:17)
Harold points a revolver at his head and pretends to shoot himself. (0:20)
Funeral procession entering a cemetery
Harold and Maude attend the burial. (0:21)
Harold lies on the psychoanalyst’s couch.
Psychoanalyst: “I find you a very interesting case, Harold, but this reluctance on your part is detrimental to the psychoanalytical process.” (0:27)
Harold fakes self-immolation. (0:29)
Maude tells Harold, referring to the sculptor, “... poor Glaucus needs his memory refreshed...” (0:31)
Harold and Maude in what appears to be a military cemetery (0:38)
Harold smokes a hookah. (0:54)
Harold pretends to chop off his hand with a meat cleaver. (1:00)
Harold tells his uncle, U.S. Army Gen. Victor Ball, “During wartime the national suicide rate goes down.” (1:02)
Harold calls Maude “Crazy parasite.” (1:05)
Harold tells actress Sunshine, “It’s a hara-kiri blade.”
Sunshine: “What’s hara-kiri?”
Harold pretends to commit seppuku.
Sunshine acts out Juliet’s suicide. (1:13)
Psychoanalyst, in front of portrait of Sigmund Freud: “A very common neurosis, particularly in this society, whereby the male child subconsciously wishes to sleep with his mother.” (1:21)
Harold drives past the military cemetery. (1:27)
Harold grieves when her doctor tells him that Maude has apparently died. (1:28)