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Hitch

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Cast
Will Smith, Eva Mendes, Kevin James, Amber Valletta, Julie Ann Emery, Adam Arkin, Robinne Lee, Nathan Lee Graham, Michael Rapaport, Jeffrey Donovan
Released
2005
diphenhydramine | Benadryl
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Her editor Max tells columnist Sara Melas, "You are becoming a sick workaholic lunatic, and this is exactly the kind of nervous, overwrought behavior that leads to..."
”I’m just a little worried as to why.”
Sara: ”Let me worry about that.” (0:08)

Dating consultant Alex “Hitch” Hitchens:" I seemed to lack the basic understanding that my peers just intuitively grasped." (0:13)

Hitch tells accountant Albert Brennaman, "You are flat out out of your mind." (0:18)

Hitch asks prospective client Vance Munson, "Oh, so that’s like a metaphor?" (0:32)

By radio, Sara asks Hitch, "Are you crazy?" (0:34)

Sara tells Hitch, "Man, male egos."
Hitch: ”It is not my ego.” (0:38)

Hitch tells Albert, "It’s a metaphor." (0:46)

Albert tells Hitch, "That’s the one thing I’m not worried about."
Hitch: ”Show me what you mean by you’re not worried about it.” (0:49)

A coworker tells Sara, "You seem stressed." (0:57)

Max’s wife Louise answers Hitch: "No, I’m a psychiatrist."
Hitch: ”You think that I’m in a stressful state...” (1:00)

Sara asks the clerk, "Uh, Benadryl. Where’s the Benadryl?"
”Benadryl. A lot of Benadryl. A lot, a lot of Benadryl. ” (1:02)

Sara tells Hitch, referring to the near death of her sister Maria, "I don’t think I’ve ever really gotten over it." (1:07)

Sara: "Sara, you’re such an idiot. You moron." (1:09)

By telephone, Hitch tells Sara, "That’s crazy."
”Listen, is there any context under which you’d consider facial edema and pharmaceutical intervention a date?” (1:15)

By telephone, Hitch tells Sara’s coworker Geoff, "No, don’t worry." (1:17)

Hitch asks Casey, "Does it ever occur to women that maybe a guy might like to have a plan, you know, because he’s nervous?"
Sara: ”... the only time he was sincere or spontaneous was when everything was going horribly wrong or when you were stoned out of your head.”
”Sure, you want a Benadryl?” (1:32)

Sara watches Jerry Maguire. (1:35)

Hitch tells Sara, "Don’t worry about it." (1:36)

Albert tells Hitch, "I swear I’m going out of my mind. I wanna throw myself off of every building in New York. I see a cab, and I just wanna dive in front of it..."
Hitch: ”Hey, you wanna jump out a plane without a chute, be my guest.” (1:38)

Hitch tells Sara, "That’s what’s crazy. That’s what’s crazy." (1:46)

Casey asks an elderly woman, "Shockin’, huh?" (1:51)