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Identity Thief

Jason Bateman, Melissa McCarthy, Jon Favreau, Amanda Peet, Robert Patrick, John Cho, Genesis Rodriguez, Maggie Elizabeth Jones, Eric Stonestreet, Ben Falcone, Morris Chestnut, Clark Duke, T.I., Steve Little
alprazolam | Xanax | oxycodone | OxyContin
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Police Det. Reilly tells Sandy, “They just busted a narcotics dealer... “
”One of my colleagues spoke to your former employer... and he said that in fact you are a drug dealer.”
”We’ve got a warrant to search the premises for drugs...” (0:19)

Sandy tells Reilly, “So no Oxy.”
”No Oxy.”
”I’m not an idiot Mr. Patterson.”
Sandy’s boss Daniel: ”For narcotics.” (0:20)

Sandy tells his wife Trish, “Also, I borrowed your anxiety pills ‘cause I might have to coax her onto the airplane.” (0:23)

Sandy asks con artist Diana, “What, are you crazy?” (0:27)

Diana tells Sandy, “Yeah, I’ll behave myself because you will probably dose me with a shitload of Trish Patterson’s Xanax.” (0:32) 

Diana tells Sandy, “I don’t think I did, and I don’t want to go to Colorado and meet your anxious wife.”
Sandy: ”She is anxious. She’s very anxious.” (0:33)

Diana tells Dandy, “You know they say driving tired is more dangerous than driving drunk...”
”All I’m saying is I drunk drive all the time...” (0:39)

Diana tells waitress Flo, “You know, I’ve put on a little bit of weight because of all the stress.”
Sandy asks Diana, “You know what a sociopath is?” (0:41)

Sandy tells the motel clerk Tony, “She’s a functional idiot.” (0:43)

Diana tells Big Chuck, “I wasn’t really in the mood for it anyway.” (0:50)

Diana tells Sandy, “First I thought, ‘Well, Is that gonna be crazy?’ but it’s not really that crazy...” (1:14)

Drug dealer Julian tells the skiptracer, “You’re crazy.”
”Yep, diagnosis and everything.” (1:30)

Sandy asks Diana, “Are you out of your mind?”
”Are you insane?” (1:31)

Diana tells Sandy’s daughters Franny and Jessie, “You guys are driving me crazy...” (1:36)