Resort manager Duke tells his lady friend, "Marguerite, my darling, I think the Zoloft and the Lipitor are kicking in a little early on me." (0:08)
Ex FBI agent Leo tells Duke, referring to resort executive Suzie, "If she falls for a drunk Santa Claus, I've badly misjudged her character."
Duke: "Watch this, and I'm not drunk." (0:30)
Duke: "I'm not drunk, Leo..."(0:32)
Suzie tells Duke, "I don't need your pop psychology, Dr. Phil."
Duke: "... and don't knock Dr. Phil." (0:36)
Duke tells his friends, "This is crazy." (0:40)
Burt asks his friend Joey, "Does Roberta have a little Beyonce going on tonight, or am I hammered."
Joey: "Well, she does, but you are hammered." (0:51)
Suzie: "It's madness. It's all madness." (0:54)
Duke tells Leo, "Problem was, there was this crazy wife, and a crazier son..." (1:01)
Suzie tells Duke and Leo, "The last couple times corporate sent me to fix a problem, something crazy happened..." (1:06)
Duke tells Leo, "Sixth grade was traumatic."
Leo: "You need therapy." (1:09)
A man tells Duke and Leo, "Listen, some lunatic gave me $500 to torch your van..." (1:18)
Leo tells Duke, referring to Leo's wife, "She died about six years ago, and it put me off my game." (1:20)
Roberta tells Lily, "Girl, you are delusional." (1:25)