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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

Robert Downey Jr., Val Kilmer, Michelle Monaghan, Corbin Bernsen, Dash Mihok, Larry Miller, Rockmond Dunbar, Shannyn Sossamon
Kurt Cobain | meperidine | Demerol
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Robber Harry tells his niece, “I’m going nuts here.” (0:05)

Harry as narrator: “I wonder where the climax will happen, or the shot of the cook in The Hunt for Red October.” (0:16)

Harry tells his actress childhood friend Harmony, “Your mom went nuts, and she bought all the books and stuff.” (0:19)

Harry tells Harmony, “Now this will sound crazy, but...”
“If I don’t remember, because I was that drunk...” (0:24)

Harry tells himself, “Moron.” (0:24)

Detect and film consultant Perry calls Harry “Idiot.” (0:26)

Harry tells Perry, “This is crazy.”
Perry: “Look up ‘idiot’ in the dictionary...”
”No, the definition of the word ‘idiot,’ which you... are.” (0:30)

By telephone detective Sergeant Kale tells Harry, “We’re required by law to treat every suicide as a potential homicide.”
”Harmony Lane shot herself, sir.”
Harry: “Suicide?” (0:32)

Harry tells Harmony, “You’re freaking me out... nervous... but now... you’re making me more nervous.”
Harmony: “I know this sounds crazy, Harry.”
Harry as narrator: “Am I crazy?”
Harmony faints. (0:34)

Perry tells Harry, “It’s totally nuts.”
Referring to the killers: ”They panic.”
”Don’t freak out.” (0:41)

Perry tells Harry, referring to Harmony’s sister, “Killed herself, by the way.”
”Killed herself.”
”Little sis punched her own ticket.” (0:43)

Harry tells Perry, “I am an idiot...”
Perry: “No, moron.” (0:48)

By telephone Harmony tells Harry, “Listen, I am going nuts here.”
Harry: “You know what else is kind of nuts...?”
”They gave me some painkillers.”
Harmony: ”Harry, you sound trashed.” (0:51)

Harry: “I showed up mildly whacked on Demerol thinking Harmony’s theory wasn’t so crazy... I would not stop, until I got, like, two more Demerol.” (0:52)

Perry tells Harry, referring to actor Michael Beck, “Oh, he’s the star of Xanadu with Olivia Newton-John and Gene Kelly.” (0:54)

Perry corrects Harry: “Reconciliation, idiot.” (1:08)

Harry tells Harmony, “I’m such a moron.”
”I’m such an idiot.” (1:09)

Harry tells Harmony, “I’m going nuts...”
”No, you know, that’s crazy.” (1:13)

A clinic worker tells Harry, “Kurt Cobain? He took my cricket.” (1:17)

Harry tells Perry, “Veronica Dexter was a patient here.”
Perry: ”Private mental clinic...”
Harry: “This is nuts.” (1:18)

By telephone Harmony tells Perry, “It’s just crazy.”
Perry: ”No, it’s not crazy.” (1:22)

Perry tells Harry, referring to Perry’s groin, “Homophobes never check there.” (1:26)

Harry: “In movies where the studio gets all paranoid about a downer ending...”
Harmony tells Perry, “That’s crazy.”
Perry, referring to Harmony’s sister: “She couldn’t handle it, and she took her own life.” (1:32)

Harry tells Perry, “Well, you should have told me that when you go home, you put on lady’s underpants.”
Perry: “Well, that’s cross-dressing, imbecile.” (1:34)

Harry: “We went back to Indiana... for Jenna’s funeral...”
Church graveyard. (1:35)