Copy editor Josie Geller’s assistant Merkin tells a coworker, "20 minute handstand: Freaked the yogi right out." (0:08)
Josie’s boss Augusts “Gus” Strauss tells Josie, "Don’t worry." (0:09)
Student Guy Perkins asks Josie, "Are you in special ed?" (0:20)
By telephone, Josie tells her brother Rob, "Don’t worry, Rob." (0:21)
Josie tells her new student friend Aldys, referring to her dad (actually to Gus), "He worries."
By telephone, Gus tells Josie, ”Take a look at what sells: Sex scandals... people jumping off buildings. So unless some kid killed himself because he was being paid to have sex with the school mascot...” (0:23)
Aldys tells Josie, "... I don’t want to sound like The Godfather..." (0:24)
Aldys tells Josie, "All they do is stand around and get drunk." (0:31)
Gus tells Josie, referring to students, "You’ll rave with them." (0:32)
Rob asks Josie, "Don’t you want to show ‘em that the cool kids don’t freak you out anymore...?" (0:34)
Aldys tells Josie, "Don’t worry." (0:39)
A man tells Josie, "It’s a special cake, a ganja cake... It has vitamin... T, H, and C." (0:42)
Josie’s coworker George: "Is everybody going nuts?" (0:45)
Josie asks Rob, "Are you crazy?" (0:48)
Aldys tells Josie, "I was really worried... I was really worried." (0:50)
Her teacher Sam Coulson tells Josie, "... I’m a little afraid of heights."
”... when you get older, it just gets more confusing...” (0:52)
Rob tells Josie, "I’ll see you around the cell block, Mrs. Robinson." (1:05)
Sam tells Josie, referring to Veronica, "She was too moody..." (1:08)
Josie tells Gus, "You’re crazy." (1:09)
Rob answers Josie, "Tom Cruise, Risky Business." (1:11)
Her classmate Guy Perkins tells Josie, "... you’re crazy." (1:19)
Rob: "Wow, that was just like Carrie." (1:26)
George tells Josie, "Gus is going nuts." (1:26)
Rog tells Josie, "I was worried about you." (1:28)
Reference in Words on Bathroom Walls