Prof. Sherman Klump's father Cletus: "Get healthy; get in shape, everybody looking all anorexic... 'cause I'm confused." (0:12)
Sherman watches a scene from From Here to Eternity. (0:21)
Comedian Reggie, referring to Sherman: "You got more crack than Harlem."
"Now we know What's Eating Gilbert Grape..." (0:27)
Richard Simmons on television: "Every time we get depressed we eat and eat and eat."
Sherman binges with candy. (0:30)
Shirt: "Sports Junkie" (0:36)
Buddy Love (thin Prof. Klump) tells Reggie, "He's crazy." (0:46)
Buddy, transforming into Sherman, tells grad student Carla, "... I gotta go to the drugstore and get some Benadryl..." (0:51)
Sherman's lab assistant Jason tells Sherman, referring to Buddy, "This guy's testosterone levels are right off the charts."
"This is nuts." (0:56)
Sherman gestures cutting his wrist with a table knife. (1:01)
Jason: "The testosterone levels are way too high." (1:04)
Carla tells Sherman, referring to Buddy, "He's an egotistical pig..." (1:13)
Sherman: "Jason, I have such a bad hangover..." (1:14)
Benefactor Harlan tells Dean Richmond, "I'm divorced, and my daughter is in rehab." (1:16)
Sherman's father Cletus tells his mother Anna, "You must be crazy to think I'm gonna eat this." (1:17)
Jason reads the testosterone level displayed on a computer monitor. (1:21)
Cletus tells Anna, referring to Buddy, "I know why he like that, 'cause he drunk."
"He drunk." (1:21)
Anna faints, then faints again. (1:24)
Carla: "I'm freaking out over here..." (1:31)