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Steve Martin, Mary Steenburgen, Dianne Wiest, Jason Robards, Rick Moranis, Tom Hulce, Martha Plimpton, Keanu Reeves, Harley Jane Kozak, Dennis Dugan, Joaquin Phoenix, Eileen Ryan
Elvis Presley | marijuana
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Gill tells his wife Karen, referring to their daughter Taylor after she vomits, “I’m waiting for her head to spin around.” (0:07)

Karen tells Gil their son Kevin’s teacher asked her “... if we’d ever taken him for a psychiatric evaluation.”
“... the crying, the nervousness.”
Gil, referring to Kevin’s next year teacher: “... make sure it’s not one of these hysterics.” (0:08)

Gil’s father Frank asks Gil, “Was yours or Helen or Susan’s wedding I got drunk at?”
Gil, referring to photographs: “I’m having them blown up for the commitment hearings.”
Frank: ”Boy, you were a moody little son of bitch.” (0:14)

Nathan tells Gil, “Our children are more capable of retaining and absorbing information than we are, and we insist on treating them like adorable little morons.” (0:16)

Larry tells the others his girlfriend performed in a show called “Elvis on Ice.” (0:20)

Principal Rice tells Gil and Karen, “Dr. Lucas is a child psychologist.”
“It’s because he was our first... If he got a scratch we were hysterical...”
Gil: “She smoked grass.”
Karen: “If we need to we’ll send Kevin to a private therapist.” (0:23)

Kevin asks, “Dad, how come I’m seeing a psychiatrist?” (0:36)

Helen asks Julie, “Are you out of your mind?” (0:41)

Helen tells her son Garry, “I came in here because I was afraid you were on drugs.” (1:07)

Julie’s husband Tod tells Helen, referring to Garry, “He was afraid there was something wrong with him, like he was a pervert or something.” (1:10)

Gill asks Karen, referring to Kevin, “Where does he get this obsessive behavior?” (1:14)

Julie, referring to Tod: “Well, if he thinks I’m having his baby now, he’s crazy.” (1:24)

Gil tells Frank, “Kevin’s in therapy.” (1:34)

Frank tells Larry, “... meanwhile, as long as you’re working, and if you agree to go to Gambler’s Anonymous, I’ll keep paying your debt.” (1:38)

Julie: “Nathan, we’re trying so hard to keep these kids off drugs.”
”Nathan, you’re crazy.” (1:42)

Kevin tells Gil, “And I’m the one in therapy.” (1:48)

Gil tells Karen, “I was still high from the Little League game. Isn’t that demented...?” (1:49)