Vera Baker tells her daughter Merrill Jennings, referring to Vera's psychic, "She said you were lonely and that you were worried about money and that you had trouble sleeping." (0:10)
Hotel and casino owner Donald Sinclair: "This is my assistant, Mr. Grisham, who tragically was born without a personality." (0:18)
Football referee Owen Templeton tells the others, "This is crazy." (0:23)
Narcoleptic Italian tourist Enrico Pollini has a sleep attack. (0:25)
Sinclair tells the others, referring to Pollini, "Well he must be narcoleptic. It's a rare sleeping disorder." (0:25)
His cab driver Gus tells Owen, "Now I gotta work two shifts because of that idiot." (0:26)
Helicopter pilot Tracy Faucet tells lawyer Nick Schaffer, referring to a character in a book, "He just had a sex change." (0:28)
Driver: "Idiot." (0:34)
Gus tells Owen, "I wouldn't worry about it." (0:37)
A woman selling squirrels at a roadside stand tells Merrill, "I'm not retarded." (0:40)
Museum guide, referring to Klaus Barbie: "Here we see him standing beside Hitler's touring car..." (0:43)
Young Jason tells his father Randy Pear, "You just stole Adolf Hitler's Mercedes Benz."
Randy: ”Hitler had it coming.” (0:44)
Tracy tells Nick, "Don't worry about me."
NIck: ”I'm not worried about you. I'm worried about me.” (0:46)
Nick tells Tracy, "It sounds crazy, I know."
Tracy: ”I'm in shock.” (0:57)
Randy tells Jason, "Because it's Hitler's harmonica. You can't play Hitler's harmonica."
Jason's sister Kimberly: ”I'm Mrs. Hitler.”
Randy's wife Bev: ”Eva Braun had style.”
Randy: ”She was Hitler's girlfriend.” (0:58)
Owen realizes one of the passengers is in drag. (1:06)
Enrico tells medical van driver Zack Mallozzi, "Don't worry, my friend." (1:08)
Randy: "What are you, nuts?"
”Are you insane?. This is Hitler's car.” (1:10)
Owen tells the passengers, "Shut up you crazy Lucy bitches." (1:22)
Merrill tells the staff woman, "We’re not crazy, lady." (1:31)
Enrico has another sleep attack. (1:32)
Nick tells the audience, referring to the gamblers, "No, they could be off kicking back in the Riviera or in Vegas blowing their money on some meaningless idiotic bet." (1:42)