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Safety Not Guaranteed

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Cast
Aubrey Plaza, Mark Duplass, Jake Johnson, Karan Soni, Jenica Bergere, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Kristen Bell, Jeff Garlin
Released
2012
cocaine | epinephrine | Adrenalin
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Intern Darius tells intern Arnau she would go back to when there were “People killing themselves for each other.” (0:06)

Reporter Jeff tells Darius and Arnau, "Get in retards."
Darius: “For what, drugs?”
Jeff asks Arnau, ”You never done coke or anything?”
Intern Arnau: ”Cocaine? Are you crazy?” (0:07)

Jeff tells Darius and Arnau, referring to Kenneth, “He’s not like retarded, but there’s something wrong with this guy.” (0:17)

Arnau tells Darius and Jeff, “Maybe we should do a background check on this guy, make sure he’s not a psychopath.” (0:23)

Kenneth tells Darius, “I’m sure I’m being recorded. I’m sure I’m being followed.” (0:24)

Darius tells Kenneth, ”I‘m going to stop my mother from dying when I was 14.” (0:29)

Arnau aks Darius and Jeff, "So, anyway, can we please just focus on the article and figure out what's wrong with this guy, like low IQ or emotional disorder or whatever it is?" (0:39)

Kenneth tells Darius, “It’s just adrenalin from the infiltration." (0:43)

Kenneth tells Darius, referring to Belinda, the girl he wants to go back for, “She died.” (0:45)

Darius tells Jeff, “This is totally crazy."
" Maybe he's not like totally insane." (0:49)

Jeff tells Liz, “Hey, this is gonna sound crazy.”
“Crazy.”
Liz: “I think you’re being a little crazy about this.”
Jeff: “I think you’re crazy for saying no.” (0:55)

Jeff tells Arnau, “First of all, take these pedophile glasses off.” (1:03)

Jeff tells Darius, “I think your little boy friend is seiously nuts.”
Darius: “Yeah, I know, he's totally nuts. He's completely crazy.” (1:06)

Darius tells Kenneth, “This is all crazy.” (1:14)