Eulogy at memorial service for reporter Joe. (0:02)
Magician Sid asks Sondra, "You nervous? Don't be nervous." (0:11)
Sid tells Sondra, "I would not say anything if I were you 'cause they'll put you away." (0:20)
Sid: "She's nervous. Don't be nervous, sweetheart." (0:43)
Sid tells Sondra, "You see, I never gain an ounce because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics, so I get the exercise."
"You know, you're nice to them... and then they grow up, and they accuse you of having Alzheimer's." (1:02)
Sid tells Sondra, referring to Peter, "Maybe... he's a cross-dresser or something..." (1:04)
Sondra tells Peter, "Don't ask me what kind of crazy misinformation that we received..."
Peter: "I think it's one of the funniest, craziest things I've ever heard in my life."
Sondra: "I was so paranoid. It's crazy, but I snuck in."
"I feel like such an idiot." (1:11)
Sid tells Sondra, "Do you remember... you thought I was nuts?"
Sondra: "I thought you were nuts so many times..."
"They said he was a total maniac."
Sid: "Henry Banks is deranged. He hallucinates."
Sondra: "Have you completely lost your mind?"
"You don't have a reporter's instincts." (1:13)
A woman tells Sid, referring to her murder victim neighbor Betty G., "... you know, the sort men go nuts for." (1:19)
Sondra tells Sid, "This is crazy."
"The truth is I'm crazy about the guy. I can't keep obsessing over tantalizing conspiracy theories."
"This is crazy... Stop putting these paranoid thoughts in my head."
Sondra tells Peter, referring to Sid, "He's crazy.” (1:20)
Peter tells Sondra, referring to Betty G., "I mean my whole life and career would just be hostage to her moods..." (1:27)
A police constable asks Peter, referring to Sondra, "She wasn't depressed or anything like that, was she sir?"(1:30)
Sid tells other recently deceased, "You know, when I was a child, I stuttered..." (1:32)