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Scoop (2006)

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Cast
Woody Allen, Scarlett Johansson, Hugh Jackman, Ian McShane, Romola Garai, Jim Dunk, Colin Salmon, Robyn Kerr, Matt Day, Charles Dance, Anthony Head
Released
2006
Woody Allen
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Eulogy at memorial service for reporter Joe. (0:02)

Journalism student Sondra tells her friend Vivian, “I was so drunk I don’t even remember.”
”You were nervous.” (0:08)

Magician Sid asks Sondra, "You nervous? Don't be nervous." (0:11)

Sid tells Sondra, "I would not say anything if I were you 'cause they'll put you away." (0:20)

Sondra asks Sid, "What kind of idiot are you?"
Sid: "I don't want to get... arrested for stalking somebody." (0:29)

Sid: "She's nervous. Don't be nervous, sweetheart." (0:43)

Sid tells guests, referring to Sondra, "She was learning disabled."
"I was born into the Hebrew persuasion, but when I got older I converted to narcissism." (0:50)

Sid tells Sondra, "You see, I never gain an ounce because, you know, my anxiety acts like aerobics, so I get the exercise."
"You know, you're nice to them... and then they grow up, and they accuse you of having Alzheimer's." (1:02)

Sid tells Sondra, referring to Peter, "Maybe... he's a cross-dresser or something..." (1:04)

Newspaper editor Mr. Malcolm tells Sondra and Sid, "Banks is a delusional paranoid who has given Scotland Yard information that only the killer could possibly know." (1:08)

Sondra tells Peter, "Don't ask me what kind of crazy misinformation that we received..."
Peter: "I think it's one of the funniest, craziest things I've ever heard in my life."
Sondra: "I was so paranoid. It's crazy, but I snuck in."
"I feel like such an idiot." (1:11)

Sid tells Sondra, "Do you remember... you thought I was nuts?"
Sondra: "I thought you were nuts so many times..."
"They said he was a total maniac."
Sid: "Henry Banks is deranged. He hallucinates."
Sondra: "Have you completely lost your mind?"
"You don't have a reporter's instincts." (1:13)

A woman tells Sid, referring to her murder victim neighbor Betty G., "... you know, the sort men go nuts for." (1:19)

Sondra tells Sid, "This is crazy."
"The truth is I'm crazy about the guy. I can't keep obsessing over tantalizing conspiracy theories."
"This is crazy... Stop putting these paranoid thoughts in my head."
Sondra tells Peter, referring to Sid, "He's crazy.” (1:20)

Peter tells Sondra, referring to Betty G., "I mean my whole life and career would just be hostage to her moods..." (1:27)

A police constable asks Peter, referring to Sondra, "She wasn't depressed or anything like that, was she sir?"(1:30)

Sid tells other recently deceased, "You know, when I was a child, I stuttered..." (1:32)