His owner tells a soldier, referring to Donkey, “He’s just a little nervous.” (0:05)
Ogre Shrek asks Donkey, “Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something?” (0:20)
Shrek tells Donkey, “You can’t tell me you’re afraid of heights.” (0:30)
Donkey: “Why are you blocking.”
Shrek: ”I’m not blocking.” (0:47)
Donkey tells Shrek, referring to Princess Fiona, “She’s as nutty as you are.” (0:51)
Donkey faints when he sees Shrek’s blood. (0:55)
Donkey tells Fiona, “You know Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad is compensating for something.” (0:57)
Donkey tells Fiona, “You’re afraid of the dark. Aren’t you?”
”I used to be afraid of the dark, too... I’m still afraid of the dark.” (0:59)
Shrek tells Donkey, “Oh, you’re crazy.” (1:00)
Donkey: “You know, before this is over I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy.” (1:04)
References in In the Loop, My Life as a Zucchini, My Spy, The Ugly Truth