Big Enos tells Little Enos, “Son, from what I’ve heard the biggest thing about the Bandit is his ego...” (0:03)
Little Enos tells Big Enos, “Egotistical son of a bitch.”
Driver Bandit: ”That’s great psychology.” (0:04)
Tuck driver Cledus tells Bandit, “You’re crazy.”
”That’ll confuse everybody.”
Bandit: ”That’ll confuse’em.” (0:09)
Cledus: tells his dog, Fred, I hope we ain’t let Bandit talk us into somethin’ we gonna be sorry for, son, ‘cause he’s about as crazy as you are ugly.” (0:15)
Dancer Carrie: “You think I’m nuts, don’t you?”
Bandit: “No, I don’t think you’re crazy.” (0:25)
Cledus tells Bandit by C.B. radio, referring to Smokey, “That crazy sombitch just tried to drive right up under my truck.” (0:32)
Smokey tells Bandit, “I been chasin’ a goddamn maniac all the way from Texarkana, Texas.” (0:42)
Bandit tells Carrie, “Well, I used to do some crazy things.” (0:51)
Cledus: “You're drivin’ me crazy, Fred. You’re just drivin’ me crazy.” (0:53)
Smokey tells a local man, referring to Bandit, “He’s a mental case.” (0:59)
Smokey tells a state patrol officer, “That vehicle happens to be... evidence that’s going to convict a maniac...” (1:11)
Carrie tells Bandit, “Actually my heaviest relationship was with an acid rock singer...” (1:12)
By C.B. Cledus asks Bandit, “What, are you crazy or somethin’?” (1:29)
Cledus asks Bandit, “You’re crazy...” (1:31)