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Sign: “The Royal Wedding of Princess Vespa to Prince Valium” (0:07, 1:24)

Droid Dot Matrix tells Princess Vespa, "Okay, we all know Prince Valium is a pill..." (0:13)

Dark Helmet tells gunner Asshole, "Careful, you idiot." (0:17)

By intercom Pilot Lone Starr tells his passengers, referring to his spacecraft, "We’re going into hyperactive." (0:27)

Lone Starr tells Barf, referring to his spacecraft, "Take her out of hyperactive"
Barf: ”Taking her out of hyperactive.”
Lone Starr: ”We burned it up in hyperactive.”
Princess Vespa: ”No, you idiot!” (0:30)

Lone Starr asks Barf, referring to Princess Vespa, "Called me an idiot?" (0:31)

Lone Starr tells Vespa, "On this ship, you’re to refer to me as idiot..." (0:32)

Movies on shelf: “The Producers,” “The Twelve Chairs,” “Blazing Saddles,” “Young Frankenstein,” "Mel Brooks History of the World Part I," “Silent Movie,” “To Be or Not to Be” (0:35)

Lone Starr tells Vespa, "Don’t worry, I’ll get you there." (0:38)

Vespa faints when he realizes Dark Helmet had impersonated her father King Roland. (0:52)

Barf tells Lone Starr, "Don’t worry, boss." (0:52)

Fearing the surgery, Vespa faints. (0:56)

Dark Helmet tells King Roland, referring to the lock combination, "That’s the sort of thing an idiot would have on his luggage." (0:57)

Captain of the Guard tells the assholes, "You idiots, you’ve captured their stunt doubles." (1:02)

Dot Matrix, referring to Vespa’s shooting: "That was good for Rambo." (1:03)

Planet of the Apes (1:27)

Minister "... Prince Valium... Prince Valium..."
”Prince Valium”
”Prince Valium” (1:28)