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Super Mario Bros.

Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, Samantha Mathis, Fisher Stevens, Richard Edson, Fiona Shaw, Dana Kaminski, Mojo Nixon, Gianni Russo, Francesca Roberts, Lance Henriksen, Don Lake
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Plumber Luigi tells his plumber brother Mario, “My instincts tell me this would be faster.”
”... I've heard that sea turtles travel thousands of miles on instinct.” (0:06)

Luigi tells Mario, referring to Daisy, “Now she's going to think I'm a complete idiot.” (0:13)

Mario tells Luigi, “This is crazy.” (0:24)

Mario tells Luigi, “This is crazy.”
Luigi: “Maybe we got knocked unconscious...” (0:25)

King Koopa’s woman Lena tells thugs Iggy and Spike, “Hello morons.” (0:27)

Luigi tells Mario, referring to a door, “Okay, my instinct tells me this one.” (0:39)

Luigi tells Mario, “You’re driving like a maniac.” (0:41)

Koopa tells Iggy and Spike, “Perhaps if I could just make you idiots smarter you won't screw up this time.” (0:47)

Mario: “Oh, I hate heights.” (1:13)

One captive woman tells another, referring to the Goombas, “Yes, moron, they’re reptiles.” (1:20)