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Super Troopers

Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, Brian Cox, Daniel von Bargen, Marisa Coughlan, Lynda Carter, John Bedford Lloyd, Jim Gaffigan, Michael Weaver, Geoffrey Arend
cocaine | lysergic acid diethylamide | marijuana | psilocybin
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Young men share a joint while driving. Mike eats a bag of marijuana to avoid detection by police. One of them offers him another bag.
Mike: “Those are ‘shrooms, dude.”
Driver: ”We was freakin’ out, man.”
Young man: “You must’ve eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot and, like, 30 bucks worth of 'shrooms, man.”
Driver: “Do I look high?”
”This shit is... crazy.”
Mike: “I’m freakin’ out, man.”
Rookie state trooper Rabbit: “You are freakin’ out, man.”
State trooper Thorny: “Littering and smoking the reefer. Now to teach you boys a lesson, Officer Rabbit and I are gonna stand here while you smoke the whole bag.” (0:01)

Dispatcher Farva asks the others by radio, “What about those dopers you picked up?” (0:09)

Thorn tells his girlfriend Bobbi, “Yeah, retired cop goes to work for his hippie girlfriend in her head shop.” (0:22)

Spurbury police officer Ursula tells officer Rancho, “I’m going nuts being on the radio all the time.” (0:25)

Ursula tells Trooper Foster, “... then I guess you’d miss out on all the wacky things you highway cops do.” (0:26)

Foster tells truck driver Glikanokus, “I’m an idiot.” (0:30)

Cutting open a package Thorny says, “Reefer.” (0:31)

Rabbit tell Farva, “That’s a lot of pot.” (0:31)

Trooper Captain John O'Hagen tells the others, “So, we’ve got 150 kilos of marijuana and no arrests.”
Rabbit: “These, uh, bales of pot, they have that red Johnny Chimpo sticker on them... See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products.”
Farva: “Where’d you learn that, Cheech, drug school?”
O’Hagen: “Was there any marijuana on that Winnebago?”
Thorny: ”Shut up Farva, you idiot.”
Mayor Timber: “We got a murder one day, a drug bust the next.” (0:32)

Thorny’s son Arlo answers Thorny’s question: “He’s this crazy bird on TV. He’s crazy.”
Thorny: “He’s a crazy bird.” (0:35)

O’Hagen tells Spurbury police chief Grady, “... and those cannabis bags in our truck...”
Grady: ”Are you suggesting that a cartoon monkey is bringing drugs into our town?”
”... now, you come in here talking about monkey tattoos on some drunk lady’s tit like it’s a goddamn drug conspiracy.” (0:40)

By telephone a woman tells dispatcher Ursula, “Oh, there’s a disgusting pervert flashing people.” (0:45)

Foster asks the others, “Do you think I just grew this weed?”
Thorny: ”So these local mothers have got a hundred keys of chiba, and they don’t even know it?” (0:48)

Trooper Mac: “Oh, look out for Thorny, master of psychology.”
Thorny tells Farva, ”We weren’t talking about you, you big idiot.” (0:51)

Farva tells Thorny, “You guys are real crazy.” (0:54)

Frava tells Grady, “We’re drug busters.”
Grady: “Maybe they’re drug busters, but you’re dispatch.”
”Hey, we could even chase drug dealers together.” (0:59)

Thorny tells the others, “Farva went schizoid.” (1:00)

The troopers share a joint. (1:01)

Foster tells Ursula, “I’m an idiot.”
Ursula, referring to the governor: ”She’s gonna make a big speech about drugs and law enforcement...”
”Get the reefer out of the Winnebago and give it to her during the party.”
Foster: “Yeah, but that reefer’s locked in the Winnebago...” (1:04)

Thorny asks Foster, “So... you and I can get into the impound, get the reefer, and get it to the governor before she leaves?” (1:07)

Her assistant tells Governor Jessman, “It’s a drug bust.”
Jessman: “Cocaine?”
Assistant: “Marijuana.” (1:08)

Grady addresses the audience: “The real credit goes to my skilled officers who uncovered the marijuana in that Winnebago, and we have identified the dead woman from that Winnebago as a drug ‘queenpin’ from Louisville... There will be no more running of marijuana through Spurbury on my watch.” (1:13)

Foster asks Ursula, “You showed Grady our secret stash? That was our stash.”
Ursula: “I did not show Grady the stash.”
Foster: “Those bags of grass represented a bond of trust between us.” (1:13)

O’Hagen tells the others, “I need someone sober.” (1:20)

Rabbit asks the others, “So wait, the local cops are selling Afghani grass to the Canadians?”
”Canadian grass.”
Ursula: “What, are you guys drunk?”
Foster: “Your local buddies are running grass.”
Ursula: “That’s why I helped you find the reefer.”
”... and you guys are drunk and unarmed.”
Mac: “I am sober as a bird.”
Foster: “I am drunk.” (1:23)

Grady asks O’Hagen, “What are ya, drunk?”
O’Hagen: “Drunk enough to kick your ass.” (1:26)

O’Hagen reads a letter from Jessman: “Congratulations... for... thwarting the drug smuggling ring...” (1:28)

A partier lights and tokes a joint and shares it.
Partier Mike: “I love acid.” (1:31)