Tommy Boy

Partiers smoke a glass waterpipe. (0:04)

Factory worker Luis tells Tommy, "Hey, I was going crazy on the loading docks, so your dad moved me here." (0:10)

Tommy tells his business owner father Big Tom, and the other men, "I'm retarded." (0:11)

Tommy sings for his new stepbrother Paul, "I'm a maniac, maniac on the floor..." (0:18)

After imitating Darth Vader, Tommy tells his father’s assistant Richard, "That was from Star Wars." (0:19)

His old classmate and worker Michelle tells Tommy, "So if I couldn't do things my own way, I'd probably freak out and blow up the whole town." (0:20)

Funeral for Big Tom in a cemetery (0:26)

Tommy tells Michelle, "Man, do I sound like an idiot."
A boy on the shore yells at Michelle, ”Free Willy.” (0:28)

Richard tells Tommy, referring to Tommy's brain, "The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin." (0:34)

Paul tells Big Tom's widow Beverly, referring to Tommy, "The guy's an idiot." (0:41)

Richard asks Tommy, "Okay, where's moron? Moron’s here..." (0:41)

Businessman Mr. Brady tells Richard, "You're a smug unhappy little man, and you treat people like they were idiots."
Tommy: ”... every time I drive down the road I want to jerk the wheel into a goddamn bridge abutment.” (0:43)

Tommy tells Richard, referring to a business prospect, "I can't believe he called me a psycho."
Richard: ”You are a psycho.” (0:45)

Richard asks Tommy, "Are you nuts?" (0:48)

Richard tells Tommy, "He'll fix everything, so I'm allowed to be a moron." (0:51)

Tommy tells waitress Helen, "I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet." (0:53)

Tommy asks manager Ted, " The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer?" (0:57)

Richard, referring to Tommy: "Idiot." (1:00)

Richard: "Did anyone see Scanners?" (1:08)

Tommy, referring to bees: "They're huge, and they’re sting-crazy!" (1:11)

By telephone Tommy tells Michelle, "I was being an idiot." (1:12)

Richard tells the passengers, "If you guys don't know how to use a seat belt, ring your call button... ‘cause you are a retard." (1:14)

Tommy tells Richard, "I'm nervous, so I'm sweating." (1:17)

Tommy tells Richard, "I'm an idiot." (1:22)

Tommy's college friend asks his other friends, "Am I just severely wasted or...?" (1:26)

Business owner Ray Zalinsky tells his assistant to write a card that says, "Get drunk on me." (1:29)