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The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

Cast
Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbie, Matthew McConaughey, Kyle Chandler, Jon Bernthal, Jon Favreau, Rob Reiner, Jean Dujardin, Joanna Lumley, Cristin Milioti, Christine Ebersole, Shea Whigham, Katarina Cas, P.J. Byrne, Kenneth Choi, Brian Sacca, Henry Zebrowski, Ethan Suplee
Released
2013
Quaalude | methaqualone | Xanax | alprazolam | cocaine | crack cocaine | Adderall | mixed amphetamine salts | marijuana | morphine | testosterone | Pfizer | heroin | Valium | diazepam
Spoiler alert
Blog entry

Broker Jordan, as he sucks white powder through a straw: “Oh yeah, and I love drugs.” (0:02)

Jordan: “Yep, on a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month.”
“I take Quaaludes 10 to 15 times a day for my ‘back pain,’ Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine, well, because it's awesome.” (0:03)

Jordan: “But of all the drugs under God’s blue heaven, there is one that is my absolute favorite.”
He divides cocaine on a mirror, then snorts it through a rolled up $100 bill.
“I’m 22 years old, newly married, and already a money-crazed little shit.” (0:04)

Jordan: “I was hooked in seconds.” (0:07)

Broker Mark snorts cocaine from a spoon. He offers Jordan “Tootski?”
Jordan: “Mr. Hannah, you're able to do drugs during the day, and then still function, still do your job?”
Mark: “Cocaine and hookers my friend.”
”And he will every single time, ‘cause they’re... addicted.”
”This is a prescription.”
Mark shows Jordan a vial of white powder: “It’s called cocaine.” (0:08)

Jordan snorts cocaine. (0:14)

His new employee Donnie tells Jordan, referring to Donnie’s children, “No, they’re not retarded...”
“Yeah, there’s like a 60%, 60 to 65% chance the kid’s gonna be... retarded or whatever.”
“If the kid was retarded I would, you know, drive it up to the country...” (0:25)

Jordan tells Donnie, “You’re out of your... mind.”
Donnie: “... smoke crack.”
”Smoke crack. Smoke... crack with me, bro.”
Jordan: ”One hit. One hit.”
Donnie: “Nut job.”
Jordan smokes a crack pipe. (0:26)

Jordan: “So I recruited... Sea Otter, who sold meat and weed, Chester, who sold tires and weed, and Robbie who sold... weed... Brad... was already making so much money selling Quaaludes he’d become the Quaalude king of Bayside.” (0:27)

Sea Otter: “There was this one time that I was selling pot to this Amish dude...”
Jordan: “Am I crazy?”
Chester: “... I can sell ludes to a convent full of nuns...” (0:28)

Jordan, referring to a client: “What a... idiot.” (0:36)

Jordan: “Every day dozens of money-crazed kids beat a path to my door... It was a madhouse... with equal parts cocaine, testosterone and body fluids... Actually the madness started on our very first day... Then he got depressed and killed himself three years later... We called him Mad Max because of his hair-trigger temper... And then he's Mad Max all over again.” (0:41)

Jordan: “‘Cause we’re gonna get... nuts.”
”I want somebody with a... tranquilizer gun...”
Broker Rugrat, “I think maybe if we short Pfizer...”
Jordan tells his father Max, “The Pfizer clients.” (0:43)

Jordan tells Max, “It’s crazy out there.”

”I don’t want you stressing out about any of this.”
Max: “How can I not get stressed out?”
Jordan: “You looking at me like I'm crazy.”
Max: “Crazy?” (0:49)

Brokerage employees snort cocaine from a table. (0:50)

Chester snorts from a mirror on a pool table. Jordan: “... we were popping these ludes like they were M&Ms.”
Pile of pills.
“Don’t know what a lude is? Looks like those ludes are working their magic on Donnie right now. The Quaalude, or lude, as it is commonly referred to, was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor... as a sedative, and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders... you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. Didn’t take long for people to start abusing ludes, of course, and in 1982 the U.S. government Schedule 1’d them.” (0:50)

By telephone lingerie designer Naomi tells Jordan, “You’re crazy.”
Jordan: “... like heroin to me.”
Jordan snorts cocaine from her chest.
“Let’s toke it all on there.” (0:59)

Jordan tells Butler Nicholas, “We do blow all the time.”
Nicholas: “I got a little high at breakfast.” (1:03)

Jordan: “Oh, and the drugs.” (1:07)

Jordan asks Naomi, “Are you out of your... mind?” (1:11)

Naomi tells Jordan, “You look like a... imbecile.” (1:14)

Jordan: “Next was a steam, so I could sweat out the drugs still in my system.” (1:15)

Private detective Bo asks Jordan, “What, are you nuts or something?” (1:28)

Jordan: “And there was no way I was going to make that flight sober, so I knew if I took my drugs right I could sleep through the entire flight... At 4 PM I popped a few more ludes which started kicking in by the time I finished my sales meeting... By dinner I popped a few more on top of some cocktails and a Valium or two... By 8:30 I took a few more ludes and lost all my motor skills... The amnesia phase.”
Rugrat tells the flight attendant, ”His sleeping pills just kicked in.” (1:38)

Donnie, referring to Jordan: “He’s got a fear of flying.”
”He’s very nervous on planes... He’s just a nervous flyer.” (1:40)

Donnie tells Jordan, “... I think you have a... drug problem.”
Jordan: “Where are the ludes. Where are the ludes.” (1:41)

Jordan tells Naomi’s Aunt Emma, “I’m a drug addict... cocaine, pills... I’m a sex addict, too.”
Emma: “Well, there are worse things to be addicted to than sex.”
Jordan: “Hard to learn to control the anxiety sometimes, you know?” (1:46)

Jordan tells Donnie, referring to Brad, “He’s got a gun, you... idiot.”
Donnie: “You’re a... pill dealer.” (1:50)

Brad tokes a joint. He tells Donnie, “Just put the... car in park you dumb... idiot.”
Donnie: “I’m sober.”
Brad: “You... drive here like a... maniac.”
Donnie: “It’s not a homophobic thing.” (1:51)

As he shows him a bottle Donnie tells Jordan, “Twenty real Lemmons.“
Jordan: “Lemmons?”
”When it comes to Quaaludes the Lemmon 714 was the holy grail.”
Closeup of a tablet.
Jordan: “So that night I... rid my body of anything that could... with my high.” (1:54)

Jordan tells Donnie, “Maybe we've built up a tolerance after all these years, huh?”
Naomi: “What are you two retards doing?” (1:56)

By telephone Bo asks Jordan, “Are you... high?” (1:59)

Jordan: “Get off the... phone, idiot.” (2:03)

Jordan pours cocaine into his nose. (2:06)

Jordan snorts cocaine. Rugrat snorts cocaine. Donnie snorts cocaine. (2:20)

Naomi, crying, tells Jordan, referring to Aunt Emma, “She’s dead.” (2:22)

Jordan tells Donnie, “Get the... ludes.”
”Get the ludes...”
”Get the ludes.”
”I will not die sober. Get those... ludes.”
Naomi asks Jordan, “Is he... crazy?” (2:26)

Jordan: “I did rehab... I’m sober for two years and this happens!”
”Something about laundering drug money...” (2:30)

Donnie asks Jordan, “How’s being sober?... I wanna kill myself.” (2:34)

Naomi tells Jordan, “I’m gonna take custody of the kids.”
Jordan rages. He retrieves a stash of cocaine and snorts it. (2:40)

Maid Violet: “Oh, Mr. Jordan has lost his mind.” (2:43)