One of his twin sons asks his Coast Guard rear admiral father Franklin “Frank” Beardsley, "Did the guy above wet his bed?" (0:01)
Frank tells his son Dylan, "It looks like a nuthouse." (0:03)
Handbag designer Helen North tells her business associate, "Hey Max, thank you for being so incredibly patient."
”It gets a little crazy around here sometimes.” (0:05)
Coast Guard Capt. Darrel Edwards addresses Frank as, "Mad Dog Beardsley. Who’d ever think they’d let Frank the Mad Dog back here...?"
Referring to Ethan: ”Mad Dog, Jr.” (0:07)
Jimi North tells his brother Aldo, "I think it’s hormones." (0:09)
Ethan: "I’m worried."
William: ”Don’t worry, Eth.” (0:09)
Claudia tells Frank, referring to her ex-husband, "That is the kind of thing that would drive Darrell crazy." (0:12)
Max asks Helen, referring to Frank, "Were you distracted by his good conduct medal?" (0:14)
Helen tells Frank, "My husband passed away about four years ago."
Frank: ”I lost my wife a few years ago.”
Helen: ”Probably sounds crazy.” (0:17)
Jimi asks Helen, "Are you crazy?" (0:19)
The boom hits Frank in the head. (0:26)
Frank tells Helen, "I’m just giving up on my dream of having an all-family sailing team." (0:27)
Helen’s daughter Phoebe: "Oh, this family is nuts." (0:28)
Frank tells William, "Don’t worry." (0:29)
William tells Christina, referring to Frank, "He’s probably out dreaming up new ways to run our lives." (0:31)
Frank tells the kids, "You turned a 220 year old paneled foyer into a Jackson.,."
Helen: ”Pollock”
Frank: ”Pollock.”
Helen: ”That’s just a metaphor.” (0:44)
William asks the other kids, "Who knows what drives our parents crazy better than we do?" (0:46)
Frank tells Helen, "That’s just a pipedream anyway." (0:52)
Helen tells Frank, "No, maybe not directly, but in that whole orderly, military, regimented brainwashing thing."
Frank: ”You left out anal-retentive.” (0:56)
Jimi tells Christtina, "Oh, don’t worry." (1:03)
Frank tells the kids, "... that was self-centered of us." (1:13)