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Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, Christine Taylor, Milla Jovovich, Jerry Stiller, David Duchovny, Jon Voight, Judah Friedlander, Nathan Lee Graham, Alexandre Manning, Asio Highsmith, Alexander Skarsgård
crack cocaine | lysergic acid diethylamide | peyote | Ivan Pavlov
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Reporter Matilda: "And here in Malaysia there is an almost overwhelming sense of euphoria..." (0:00)

"The point is we need... a shallow, dumb, vacuous moron."(0:02)

Model Derek eulogizes his model friends Brint, Rufus and Meekus at the cemetery. (0:16)

Agent Maury tells fashion designer Jacobim by telephone, "He's talking about going off to ponder and tutoring underprivileged retards or some shit."(0:22)

Jacobim: "It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by... the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique."(0:29)

Derek: "What a cuckoo dream."
He asks Matilda, "What, are you having a whack attack?" (0:35)

Model Hansel tells Derek, "Tripping on acid changed our whole perspective on shit."
"Who are you trying to get crazy with, Ese? Don't you know I'm loco."
Derek: "Hey, I got a wacky idea."
His friend Billy tells Derek, referring to Hansel, "I heard some mad stories about this kid." (0:40)

Matilda and Derek visit a cemetery. (0:49)

Hand model J.P. tells Derek, "At the proper moment they'll trigger you, usually using some kind of auditory or visual Pavlovian response mechanism."
"You freakin' idiot!"(0:49)

Hansel asks Derek, "You want to hear something crazy?"
Derek: "I'm sorry I was whack."
Hansel: "I was whack."
Derek: "I was whack." (0:56)

Matilda tells Hansel and Derek, "I just didn't get it, so I became bulimic."
"Are you guys insane?" (1:00)

Hansel quotes his thoughts to Derek: "Haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days?"
He tells Derek, "Dude, it was like crazy energy... between you guys."
"You is talkin' loco..." (1:03)

Derek (in disguise) by telephone: "Listen, Matil, I've been thinking a lot about that bulimia thing..." (1:07)

Theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey. (1:09)

Derek tells assassin Katinka, "I'm really super psyched for the show." (1:11)

Jacobim: "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills." (1:18)