Millionaire Lebowski’s assistant Brandt tells The Dude, “Mr. Lebowski is disabled.”
Dude: “I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings, smoking a lot of Thai stick, breaking into the ROTC and bowling. (0:10)
The Dude’s friend Walter: “Has the whole world gone crazy?”
Walter’s bowling partner Smokey asks Walter, “Are you happy, you crazy...?” (0:18)
The Dude asks Lebowski, “You mind if I do a J?”
Dude lights the joint. (0:23)
Walter tells The Dude, referring to bowler Jesus, “Yeah, but he’s a pervert, man.”
”He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old.”
”When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he’s a pederast.”
Donny: “What’s a pederast, Walter?”
Jesus: “You pull any of your crazy shit with us... I’ll pull the... trigger...” (0:26)
The Dude: “Walter... you’re a goddamn moron.” (0:36)
Lebowski’s artist daughter Maude tells The Dude, “... there are some people, it is called satyriasis in men and nymphomania in women, who engage in it compulsively and without joy.”
Dude: “... I’m sorry if your step-mother is a nympho....” (0:45)
Walter tells The Dude, “That’s just the stress talking, man.” (0:53)
Dude smokes a roach with a roach clip. (0:54)
The Dude tokes a joint. (1:05)
A goon tells The Dude, “You’re not dealing with morons here.” (1:14)
Police Chief Kohl tells The Dude, “Mr. Treehorn tells us... that you were drunk and abusive.” (1:25)
The Dude lights and tokes a roach.
He answers Maude, ”Bowl, drive around, the occasional acid flashback.”
”You know, fortunately, I’m adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen. (1:28)
Private detective Da Fino tells The Dude, “Crazy, huh?” (1:34)
Walter tells The Dude he is “Jewish as... Tevye.” (1:36)
Jesus tells Walter and The Dude, “It’s bush league psych out stuff.”
Walter: “He’s crackin’.” (1:40)
Funeral director Donnelly asks Walter and The Dude, “You are the bereaved?”
Walter: “Just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us saps.” (1:44)
Walter empties Donny’s ashes from a coffee can. (1:47)
Reference in Archie's Final Project